For All The Gold

So this blog is pretty much an explosion of fandom, anime, gay, science, and other ridiculousness that I am happy to cartwheel through on a regular basis. Welcome, and hope you stay!

[strawberry--sunrise]

SNEAK PEEK Y’ALL

“In the light, Moontide Lake was a beauty. Birds sang and fluttered in the wood that made a half moon ‘round the water. The air was fresh, the water was cool, and the scenery was as close to Hallmark as anything. During sun-up, the worst thing on your mind was leeches and water snakes. 

In the night, it became another kind of beast.

The last draining happened when I was six. I remember quiet murmurings about how we must be cursed; how someone unsaintly musta put this tragedy on us; that there wasn’t a point in dragging the depths if they never had anything to give. You were a ghost once your foot parted that water, plain and simple. The creeping herbs hid you. The water lilies were your roses. The mossy rocks, glistening in the sun, became your headstone. Moontide took, and it never gave you back. Not once, in half a century.

Not until it tried to take me.”

[strawberry--sunrise]

I Was An Observant Child

Estimated Reading Time: Seven minutes

Contains: Implications of child abuse

When I was young, I did a lot more seeing than speaking. I’m still the same way today. I was considered a dream child–so quiet; so calm; such a good student. I learned that it was easier to be a wallflower. To get good grades, rather than be screamed at. I learned that if I was as close to perfect as I could be, my life would be as easy as the circumstances would allow. And to give myself an extra boost, I practiced observing others. I saw which people would be most beneficial to befriend; students who could help me in the subjects I lacked in. I saw who was trouble, who was crazy, and who was something I could only wish to be: Average.

Keep reading

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

This is savage and genius

[forallthegold]

CHECK OUT MY WRITING BLOG

http://strawberry–sunrise.tumblr.com

There isn’t much to look at just yet, but I can promise you this:

ALL OF MY STORIES ARE HELLA QUALITY

AND SOME ARE HELLA GAY

And that should be enough motivation to give me a look-see now, as well as in the future.

*flips on shades*

[andhumanslovedstories]

Furiosa is Furiosa’s birth name

Can you imagine looking down at newborn infant and being like, “little lady, have I GOT A NAME FOR YOU”

[thediggles]

#she came into this world red-faced and screaming and clenching her little fists and covered in blood#start as you mean to go on (via absentlyabbie) 

[kenmasz-deactivated20170408]

BOYFRIENDS FROM EP 18

THIS EPISODE WAS PURE ASANOYA

DAISUGA (sugawara punching daichi out of love is so cute)

SO

MUCH

KAGEHINA

SUGAMAMA TO THE RESCUE

I DIDN’T EXPECT THESE DORKS TO SHOW

LOOK AT THEM GOD HOLD ME

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[victorious]

[fuks]

✋🐝

[riversurface]

oh my god I literally gasped

[tabiturtle]

i will never forget the Harley Quinn cosplayer that sat behind me during an O.W.Ls exam at a con and singlehandedly wiped the floor of everyone else with her HP trivia knowledge giving Slytherin house a ton of points. at the very end of the panel she leaned forward to me and silently whispered “i work as a guide at Harry Potter World at Universal” with the most evil grin on her face. what a Slytherin thing to do. well played, Harley Quinn of my dreams. well played.

[forallthegold]

stormtroopers: makin my way downtown

stormtroopers: walkin fast

kylo ren: *just starts breaking shit*

stormtroopers: walkin faster

[mrv3000]

Imagining a story in your head:

Writing down the story:

[justkeepdriving94]

As a writer, I can confirm this.

[alisayamin]

Thank you for the visual aid of every story I ever wrote

[byjinnguyen]

What’s the gayest thing I’ve ever done? Danced to Hollaback Yonce under a rainbow after the gym

[awanderingpedestrian]

He will save us all.

[gregasaurus]

The chosen one.

[rexomnia]

That went on for longer than I expected

[everydayamermaid]

by Jessica Warrick

[uncomfortablyuncool]

Oh my god I am in love with the fishboys’ family portrait

[coelasquid]

Mermom and proud poppa and fish babies is so cute I’m gonna cry.

[gayweewoo]

A criminal has kidnapped Bruce Wayne’s son to hold for ransom

Bruce: Please don’t kill him

Criminal: That depends on if you deliver my money

Bruce:  I wasn’t talking to you

[dappergh0st]

@capitalismphobic

[godtierwonder-deactivated201909]

[forallthegold]

If you’ve been on nosleep recently, you may have noticed my story “My Friend From College Died In A Very Average Manner”. It’s gotten way more popular than I was expecting, and someone’s even done a reading already! This is a shout out to anyone who’s interested in reading horror--and @sixpenceee, I feel like it might be up your alley.

The story: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3zrchv/my_friend_from_college_died_in_a_very_average/

YouTube reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIMA2dt1etE

[forgetmeparanoia]

-draws lapis too much-