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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

writing-prompt-s

"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"

papyrussuggestions-archive

GOOD MORNING! GET EXCITED! IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! LET'S GO!!

lalalloronaa-deactivated2024041

i sometimes forget that this is everyone’s first time on earth too. like. this is my first time seeing a butterfly this color. but its that little girl’s first time seeing any butterfly, ever. and i accidentally left a bag of groceries at the store after paying and now i’m cursing under my breath and it’s like. there a thousand other people out there who did that today too. and a thousand more from yesterday. and. like. we’re not actually alone. and we’re not actually failing. at least not in a way that a few billion people haven’t before you

n4tash4

i could fix him but honestly whatever is wrong with him is way funnier

gender-luster

"he's so babygirl coded" (he has killed so many people. and he will kill more)

jupiter-suggestion

is this what growing up is? just leaving things behind, over and over?

daily-spooky

Your daily dose of spooky posts

sunriserose1023

My favorite. 😍

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

stevenrogered

Joel? Hmm?

starknesskenobi

One of the most badass lines in cinematic history that feels like it should belong in a John Wick movie is from The Princess Diaries 2

caesarsaladinn

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

bananonbinary

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

bananonbinary

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

thekijs

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”