So Valmart went to [your parents’] house and killed them, and, while he was there, he tried to kill you. You as a baby, of course. But the spell ricocheted off your head and hit him instead. Now no one knows if he’s dead, hiding, or hiding as someone who’s dead. But what’s for sure is that he hates you for not dying. And it’s for sure that if he’s alive, he’ll try to finish off the job. Probably when you’re sleeping. And he’ll probably look like someone you love, just to make it worse when he murders you. So, you know, be on the look out for that. And, you know, be careful when anyone loves you.
Hagar to Harry, Wizard People Dear Reader (via crypticgraffiti)







