I was born deep in hell, so where my hellhound? @forest-fae8 - Tumblr Blog

Rewriting my pinned/intro post cause I’ve started playing degrees of lewdity again and I will be posting about it. Block dol/degrees of lewdity if you’re uncomfortable with some hardcore nsfw stuff.

Minors dni. I don’t care if you’re here I just don’t want to know about it.

chainmail-butch

Sorry about my armor kink it will happen again

monstersmashorpass

SMASH OR PASS: Skeletor, He-Man Masters of the Universe

Skeletor

Smash (and/or date/smooch/etc)

Pass (not my type)

Voting ended onJan 1, 2025

forest-fae8

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giving him tummy kisses 🥺 feeling his muscles tense under your lips 🥺 nipping his hips to hear him gasp 🥺 nosing at his happy trail 🥺 his hand in your hair, smiling up at him and resting your cheek on his bulge 🥺

mlarayoukai-archive

Men in panties?

crown-jule-deactivated20250606

Pulling a butch in by their belt loops so I can kiss them and tell them they’re handsome

#someone let me do this to them please

serially-wayhaven

An idea that is so special to me is the detective being sick with a bad cold and the whole team pulling on their decades / centuries of hodgepodge second-hand medical knowledge to try to help.

N: (panicking) “is it scurvy? The putrid throat? Better put on another blanket and close the window. Are leaches in or out these days?”

M: (calling from the door of the room) “Your cough sounds disgusting and you look like shit!”

Also M: will not budge from the door and refuses to let anyone interrupt their rest

F: “Why is the detective leaking? why is their nose leaking?! Is this fatal??!!”

A: stoic observation. (Also stealth leaving tea next to the detective’s bed)

serially-wayhaven

Just also had the terrifying vision of N going on WebMD to try to figure out what’s wrong with the detective…

agentnatesewell

serially-wayhaven

Tumblr ate my response to an ask, but thank you anon for bringing this fic to my attention - I am SO excited to read @nat-seal-well ‘s fic because it is EXACTLY THIS

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#i adore this #the idea of them going insane #and the detective just has the sniffles #fun fact: sometimes i cough so hard i pass out #so imagine them dealing with that too #the wayhaven chronicles

talesfromtreatment

"This is my cattle dog"

Did you mean your rat terrier or fox terrier mix?

"This is my German shepherd"

Did you mean your brindle bully breed mix?

"This is my maine coon"

Did you mean your morbidly obese long haired tabby?

Wonder what else we're going to get...

forest-fae8

see this is extra funny to me cause I do actually have a cattle dog x terrier mix

#my pets #my dog #Blaze

leightonfucker

bailey is currently contained in my basement. every day i milk his cock directly into my pussy. he's tied down, i ride him. i bounce on his dick for at least an hour every morning. i get off to him insulting me and telling me his lawyers will have a field day with this case. what a silly man; his lawyers are all on my side, thanks to the money. i'm not letting him leave until he gets me pregnant, i say. he had a vasectomy nineteen years ago, he says. oh well, i tell him, that's too fucking bad, i guess you're never leaving. keep pumping those stupid blank loads into my cunt you decrepit old fuck. maybe you'll get lucky and i'll get pregnant one of these days and you can go home to shitfuck britain and get back to torturing orphans. probably not, though, that's like a one in a million chance. i laugh and he doesn't. he glares at me. i smile. he'll love me eventually, i think. he plans to kill me the first chance he gets.

forest-fae8