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Flour | 17 | Lesbian | She/Her | INTP Cartoons, video games, memes and politics are most likely to end up here. If you need me to tag anything then please do ask!

[animals-lovers]

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[k4rkl3s-blog]

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

[thinking-clairely]

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

[forest-lark]

Hiatus update

Haha yeah okay so... Friday's been and gone, but I don't think I can return just yet. My mental health is still kinda fragile at the moment, so I think it's best if I stay off for a little longer. I'm not sure exactly how long, but i think it's a matter of like.. possibly a couple weeks. Idk. I'll be setting up a queue on my art blog, but other than that I'll most likely continue to be inactive on here and twitter. Anyway thank you for reading and have a nice day!!

[forest-lark]

I'll be going on a tiny hiatus from all social media and news till around Friday, just in case anyone's wondering why there's a sudden decline in activity

[supaslim]

WARNING ABOUT A REALLY NASTY NEW VIRUS.

Meet CryptoLocker. It’s your worst nightmare. A lot of antivirus software, including the big names, cannot yet detect or stop it. If your computer gets it, CryptoLocker takes all your files hostage by encrypting them and giving you a certain amount of time to send a certain amount of money to the man behind the virus.

The encryption is very tidy, and so far seems uncrackable (well, crackable, but it might take a couple centuries). If you tamper with the virus itself, it will pretty much self-destruct and take everything with it. And the way the money is transferred, the dick programmer behind it all for the moment is pretty much uncatchable.

YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THIS VIRUS WITHOUT COMPLETELY WIPING YOUR COMPUTER. YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS PREVENTION AND PREPARATION.

Back up your computer to something like an external hard-drive, or even an internal hard-drive that you just take out and stuff away somewhere for safe keeping. Make sure your antivirus is up to date, avoid skeevy sites, and don’t open random emails. DO NOT download email attachments unless you know exactly what it is, because that seems to be how this is primarily being transmitted.

You can learn more about it here.

[spacevixenmusic]

We’ve actually run into this at work. It’s extremely aggressive and a major fucking pain to get rid of. One of our guys got infected with it and even paid the company whatever fee they charge to decrypt the files, and due to “an error processing the first payment”, ended up double-charging him (no refunds, of course) and is virtually untrackable.

Literally fuck this guy with a cactus. Like, if you see him, offer to introduce him to your little cactus friend in a quite personal and intimate manner. This shit is FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.

Also, bulk up on your virus protection, limit your porn and illegal cartoon-watching and torrents to safe sites, DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOU’RE EXPECTING THEM, and just be careful in general, cause this one is one of the nastiest viruses around.

I wouldn’t reblog a virus alert unless I was dead serious about how bad it is.

[enceladanoceans]

Snopes Confirms

[candycoateddoom]

I got an e-mail from my dad about this.

[itshazel-belle]

Mandatory reblog.

[solarisii]

So the information in this is a little outdated. CryptoLocker CAN BE DEFEATED without just erasing everything on your hard drives or paying the ransom. CryptoLocker encrypts your files with a encryption that is unique to your computer, which sucks cause it made it hard to break. But long story short: A Dutch security firm now has a data base of keys and offers a free service HERE. You send them a encrypted file and your email and they’ll will then email you a decryption key along with a download link to our recovery program that can be used together with the decryption key to repair all encrypted files on your computer.  More Info on CryptoLocker here. Other Ransomware & Fake Antivirus removal guides can be found on this blokes channel  Also take this as a good reminder to back up important files. 

[mrkenyon]

Reblogging this good news!

This post has been all over my dash the past few days, it’s good to see someone found a way to help!

[illogical-bullshit]

computer science mom implores y’all to stay safe on the web kids

- blue

[lunaismadeofcheese]

Glad I started backing my shit up.

[guiltygirl]

do u ever just get uneasy or start crying when someone is really nice to u and expresses genuine interest in ur wellbeing and then ur like fuck…. am i rlly that deprived of love and emotional intimacy lmfao

[respectingromance]

So, if you don’t like the idea of female empowerment how do you stop the romance novel? Especially since it’s so amazingly popular? First, you claim that the plots are formulaic and that the novels themselves are stupid. That tells readers—especially women—that if the books are stupid, they as the readers must be stupid as well. And no one wants to look stupid. So first, you drive your potential readers into silence and then, since the plots are stupid, the ideas that the books espouse – female empowerment, happiness, self-determination—those are stupid as well. And who’s going to argue with you? The stupid people who read those stupid books? Then, if someone keeps talking, you start attacking the main characters. Because surely there is something immoral, something smutty about a woman that’s decided to step out of the house and go out into the world. Not only is it dirty and shameful for a woman to take charge of her own life it’s also shameful and obscene for anyone else to admit that they are interested in a storyline about a woman escaping from the bonds of a static life and moving toward her own happiness.

Kissing Books : The Power Behind a Genre

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[vintagegeekculture]

[mayajadeart]

Radical New Idea:

A female character who is a cold, relentless leader, always pragmatic, and able to make whatever hard decisions need to be made in order to ensure success and survival, tremendously skilled and devastatingly efficient at her job, tragically terrible at being overtly nice to people, who is also not evil and is still fundamentally a good person.

[eyessss]

Doodles….

[factsinallcaps]

THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:

THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE

UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH

THE NOVEL “DRACULA”

THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS

THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES

THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH

[sightless-raiton]

… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?

[factsinallcaps]

NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK

[factsinallcaps]

YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.

[marauders4evr]

No no no no no!

Don’t write fanfic!

Those things are in the public domain!

You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!

Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!

[pinejaysong]

what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted

[lake-erie]

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

[itsclydebitches]

Reverse Fairy Tales

A prince with a love of the sea undergoes a terrible shipwreck and wakes, briefly, while being rescued by a mermaid. Obsessed now, he requests the help of a land witch and gives up his “charm” - looks and speech - for a tail. Silent, disfigured, and lost beneath the waves, he discovers that though he can breathe, every breath he takes feels like fire in his chest. Still, he hopes to find the mermaid who saved him and someday earn her heart… 

A young, beautiful wolf with a coat as red as blood is off to visit her grandmother - now living in another pack. She’s warned by her mother not to approach the path, for humans lurk there. However, the pup ignores her mother’s advice, lured away by a girl’s tempting treats, and later at dusk, when she finally arrives at grandmother’s, a whole group of hunters sets upon the pack… 

A young man is selected to keep a fearful ‘beast’ company, living in a castle far out in the woods. Yet when he arrives, he finds not a beast, but the most gorgeous woman the land has ever seen… one who claims to be under a spell. She is not human and utterly despises this form, but the spell will not be broken until someone loves her for reasons beyond her appearance. This man, gentle and well-read, may one day look past her beauty and if he does, he may still love the ‘beast’ that then springs forth…

A princess is told by her father that she must marry and a ball is planned to find her a husband. Angry and panicking, she flees to the edge of her kingdom where she finds a young man, living with two brothers and an abusive stepfather. These fast friends hatch a scheme: the princess will take one of the man’s shoes, claim it belong to her one true love, and send her father on a fool’s errand to find the ‘prince’ to which it belongs. In return she will help the man escape his family, if he wishes, at least for one night - at the ball. But when they dance together, more than friendship might form… 

[daxdraws]

let veggie head say fuck

[forest-lark]

people I call "dude."

male friends: dude

female friends: dude

cis friends: dude

queer friends: dude

trans friends: dude

my parents: dude

my boss: dude

the president: mr. dude

the queen: your dudeness

the pope: holy dude

people who dont want to be called dude because it makes them feel uncomfortable or dysphoric with unwanted connotations of gender associated with the word: pal

[wanderin-over-yonder]

Why “The Cartoon” is my absolute favorite episode of Wander Over Yonder:

It captures the style of those Filmation cartoons from the 70s/80s to a T

It plays out like an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000

It makes you thankful modern cartoons have a higher animation budget

The animation jokes

The fact that they turned Gravity Falls into a Hanna-Barbera cartoon

Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ater

[rottenbutrecovering]

Contradicting disorders are valid and real. Having a disorder that makes you impulsive but another that makes you paranoid of doing impulsive things is valid. Having a disorder that makes you seek attention and another that makes you avoid it is valid. Contradicting disorders can be comorbid, and are valid.