yoo hoo shitheads

it was his hat Mr Krabs

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement am I evil for wanting to be loved

YUUUUUUP

[sacred-portal]

[dumbpuppyfag]

got so nervous i accidentally jerked him on

[aropride]

[f0restnympho420]

was trimming ye olde bush in the shower and i kind of fucked up and now it just looks like i tried to give my pussy a taper fade

[todaysbird]

that’s a whole man.

[starsinfight]

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

[flutterbvnny]

can i touch you but in a hesitant and exploratory way

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

how to keep going for beginners

[greelin]

often i am bewitched by men who look like they haven’t slept in the last 72 hrs

[sailermoon]

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

[sailermoon]

[konoko]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[freakoutgirl]

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[willgrahamscock]

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[s9sh9]