Art Is My Secret Identity

I'm fucking great dudes! :18 : pan : she/her/it/lit:

[morganalefays]

no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me

[chordata7]

I’m so sick of villains doing their villain thing like torturing or killing characters while having classical music plays in the background. Why not play country or rap or fucking vocaloid when torturing others. Hatsune miku’s rolling girl playing in the background while you’re getting drugged is infinitely more terrifying than hearing Beethoven’s 5th

[yvanduque]

Some illustrations for a Comic book project in progress with Jonathan Garnier. 

[metalbatteryzone]

Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that?

Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya, check this out.

Software Creations: *barely seconds in* Ohhh yes finally, something that isn’t an overwhelming banger. You done good, Mr. Follin.

Tim Fucking Follin: *waits for it*

Software Creations: *ten seconds later*

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[swampb1tch]

*google searches while bawling my eyes out* how to make soap

[ewaneneollav]

so youre telling me all i have to do is play twinkle twinkle little star by honking the horns with my mouth and i get a whole raw fish every time i do it

[dinuguan]

[riebeckite]

WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE

ITS THE GUY

[blademode]

I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver

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[bowserkillmybusdriver]

I gazed long Into the eye of my dream And felt nothing

[clarenecessities]

yobby confirmed for smash

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[lucifer]

[rosiinantes]

@we-speak-for-the-dead

[snapscube]

two sonics dub a scene from the incredibles

youtube version

[reed-fink]

Rare Footage of The Speelunker Cave ride from Six Flags over Texas in the off-season, mid-1970′s. 

[spectrometrie]

oh my god

[syntheticperson]

the inside of my brain just sounds like this

[sewerhawk]

[cloudstation]

I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe vampires seek out virgins because STDs make the blood taste bad.

[soracities]

Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

i love pictures of small animals sitting on really big cushions

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

exhibits

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