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Are you fucking kidding me

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

p1ss

ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

biszumletzten

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

furbearingbrick

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

fiveholesinthefence

When you ask the traffic lights way too many questions.

anarcho-occultism

Indie hit of 2015: RPG with metafictional elements that can be won with pacifism and challenges conventional RPG morality

Indie hit of 2017: Psychological horror game disguised as an anime dating simulator that deconstructs breaking the fourth wall

Indie hit of 2019: You are a goose who is also a bastard

charlesoberonn

Can't wait for 2021!

lake-erie

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

football-in-tuxedos

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

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grandwhizbang

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

nerdgasrnz

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

evaunit08

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.