So imagine youāre a gay top, right, and youāre out on a date with your partner, just having a fun time, and youāre about to head home, when you spot this kid passed out on the streets, your partner wants to help him, but youāre obviously a little worried that you could face severe repercussions if you help this random kid, then you realize that he could be a potential ally, so the two of you drag him out of the streets and into a safe space, and when he wakes up, he confesses that heās homeless, so you and your partner go through the process of adopting him, you two take him home, you two give him a good meal, you two start to teach him some philosophies in life, he slowly grows up, you two help him through his bad dreams, you two help him through his bad memories, you two play games with him, he completely roasts you at an eating contest, heās extremely active, youāre always on the move, youāre walking everywhere, like literally walking all the time, like so much walking, and youāre there for him and then all of a sudden, his childhood friend shows up on your doorstep and is like,Ā āYour adopted son is really the king.ā and then he falls in love with a woman in like 2.55 minutes which is definitely not something you two taught him how to do, so youāre confused, and the weather gets really weird, and youāre even more confused and in the end, all you really want to know is WHOāS THE MONKEY and by the time youāre dressing in drag and doing the hula, youāve realized that maybe itās better if you just donāt worry about itā¦
