
Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
DEAR READER

#extradirty

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Kiana Khansmith

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni

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@foreverbbeautiful
Why You Must Eat
It’s fuel
It doesn’t make you fat
You don’t want an eating disorder
It will make you happy :))
It will keep your metabolism working
It is NOT the enemy, your ED is
It will keep your energy up
It will help you think better
It will regulate your emotions
You’ll be more confident :))
Because you don’t need to deserve food
To fight your ED
Because you’re beautiful
To not fear food
To be able to eat out with you friends and not panic
Because you’re strong
It keeps you alive
Because your weight is not important
You’ll smile more :))
Because your health MATTER!!
Because life is awesome
Because food tastes good
Because gum is not enough
me watching disney princess movies
as a kid:
now:
LISTEN
lori harvey
Translation: “White people dont know I’m lying” IM DEAD!!!
He did it with a STRAIGHT face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love this man!
netflix and alone
tumblr and alone
spotify and alone
pornhub and alone
Can y’all please tell me the most crustiest thing a man has ever told you?
“I could have paid a stripper to give me a blow job, but I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to make you feel bad”
Wtf is wrong with them????
Man are legit trash. My ex told me it was easier to be nice to other girls & hard to be nice to me lmaoooooooo
“ Your smarter than I thought you were.”
“What you won’t do another woman will…” as if you it didnt go both ways🤦♀️…
THHHEEE ABSOLUTE KICKER “You told me to fuck her so I did…”
After I told this guy to stop sending me unwanted dick pics and turned him down for sex…
“I just wanted to fuck a m*dget so I could add it to my bucket list”
“I cant date a girl with a tongue ring; shes a ho. And a short hair cut? No” I WAS DATING HIM. So you know what I did? Cut my hair OFF pierced my tongue and left his broke ass
“ you’re fat & ugly and you’re unlovable, how can a man even love you? “ “ I fell out of love with you because you gained weight”
Wtfff
As an excuse to his little penis a guy had the nerve to say your pussy loose and it make my fuck feel small
Bruuh… wild
Smh.
I remember last year I didn’t want to have sex with this guy, after all he did say let’s chill and I told him too “don’t try anything” and he did! But I didn’t want to. Then he sat on a chair the whole time while I was on the bed. And then it hit like 11pm and he said “get your big ass up its time to go” and on the way home he was being extra dickheaded blasting the music loud enough to burst my eardrums. And was really gross is when I was ready to get out the car he had the nerve to say “that’s why you’ll never look like you did in high school. fuck you” like that was just doing too much. Definitely a bitch for sure.
One time I hooked up with this guy and in the middle of sex, he said, “Yeah, I didn’t tuck your sister like this,” smfh he had legit sought me out to have sex with me, having had sex with my sibling beforehand, just to rub it in my face. I had never left so fast and went home and showered
One time this dude nutted literally 0.6 seconds after sticking the TIP in…so we laying there in silence, I’m contemplating calling the police and this nigga fixes his mouth to say “i ain’t wanna do too much because I ain’t wanna have you sprung”….😐😐😐.
To think I used to thirst after that boy 😅🔫
Ig✨ zita_biosah
Spent a few years in the dark and now I’m ready to let this melanin shiiiiinnnneee. Breathing life back into myself and my insta 🤙🏾🤙🏾 stay wavy ✨🌈
My grandfather doesn’t use the word “calories” when talking about food…he uses the word “value” instead. I was eating fruit for lunch and he said “if you’re going for a run later you need something more valuable”. I sat there for a while just thinking about the way he said that. Change out a negative word with a positive one and you’ll see start seeing positive change.
Brown girl majik 💜
I was NOT ready for her to fuck it up like that. Wow😍👏🏽. With the nails!!!
That dude in the back looked like a hater but then got into it if noticed
oh my heart
BLACK girl magic 👑 Shes doing the damn thing
Why did it have to end!!!😞
lil sisters are everything 💕
come and suck these titties boi
This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”
it’s funny and all but it’s also an example of how corporations will cheat people in every single possible way they are legally able to get away with if there isn’t any system of regulation to protect consumers.