a dreadful collection of memoranda

My name is Emma and I am a Zoology student. I drink and read comics and watch movies.

[beastector-blog]

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

you have to kill the spider

[amoosley]

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

[dyamirityofthelord-blog]

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

[conigliomannaro]

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

[dactro]

you’re right

we will send it to france

[oliviamariem6]

Lovely idea

[empressnacho-deactivated2017060]

If you wanna watch 50 Shades because you want to cringe and/or laugh at it:

Don’t watch it at the theatre

Don’t give it money

Do the right thing and illegally download it

[therorasaurus]

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

[lightskintgawd]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[proudlynerdy]

[eldritchdoorman]

[boywhocried-badwolf-deactivated]

[donedogeit]

kitty so soft the bubbles don’t even pop

[kittyvines]

[brendenfraser]

[benafflecks]

[forevergroot]

Anna Karenina (2012) dir. Joe Wright But what always stuck him in her as something unlooked for, was the expression of her eyes, soft, serene, and truthful, and above all, her smile, which always transported Levin to an enchanted world, where he felt himself softened and tender, as he remembered himself in some days of his early childhood.

[veryheavypetal]

[thesonicscrew]

Grovemade desk collection.

that

is the most calming desk

i have ever seen

[rosamundpikesource]

[forevergroot]

Rosamund Pike for Vanity Fair, February 2015 

[ohdumbledore]

get to know me meme: {1/10} favorite pairings

↪ Drarry (Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter)

Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.

[swagpizza]

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

[swagpizza]

tequila mockingbird

[flailing-nerd]

F. scotch Fitzgerald

[afiercebadrabbit]

Ernest Hemingway

[wearyvoices]

[forevergroot]

I’m gonna give you a little somethin’ you can’t take off.

[loki-cat2]

It’s a very difficult era in which to be a person, just a real, actual person, instead of a collection of personality traits selected from an endless Automat of characters. And if all of us are play-acting, there can be no such thing as a soul mate, because we don’t have genuine souls. It had gotten to the point where it seemed like nothing matters, because I’m not a real person and neither is anyone else.

Gone Girl

[mackenziefoy]

I’m coming back, Murph.

               When?

[huffpost]

These baby bats swaddled like little burritos are way cuter in the full video here.