A C C E S S : G R A N T E D

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 4.20: Small Potatoes

[lostlegendaerie]

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

[retroluxe]

Photo taken by Pierre Vauthey at the Paco Rabanne Fall/Winter 1995 haute couture fashion show

[alissabatt]

*Winter Soldier theme playing in the background*

[thingsfromthedirt]

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[angelnumber27]

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

[bestiolin]

lost, lost, lost (1976)

[seven-winged-liar]

(the sounds of heavy machinery and screams) i'm engaging in ARTS AND CRAFTS TIME

[threefreeze]

shakespeare was ahead of his time

[natashkashai]

reblog if baby don’t hurt me just played in your head in perfect tonality

[ashstfu]

dostoyevsky kinda ate with “your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.”

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[miladavis]

Oxumarè - Orixá do Arco-Íris