Forever Zero

[a-dark-sanctuary]

very important clip from scruffy’s pikmin 4 playthrough (which you should absolutely watch it’s delightful)

[sexynecks]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

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[scheherazade-suite]

Always reblog the 5D chess with multiverse time travel horror

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

this post has gotten people laid, which is by far the most powerful thing I’ve ever achieved on social media

(i am a tiny bit sad this thread omits the little meme I made)

[the-haiku-bot]

(i am a tiny

bit sad this thread omits the

little meme I made)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lithiumandsushi]

[banksalec]

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[taraljc]

The Supervillain Wrangler definitely needs to be on this list.

[plantdeficiency]

successful trip for cappy

[jaubaius]

Source

[reelaroundthedavekan]

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[weatherall]

#leaf him alone

[vsecretandmore]

[ryanribbitys]

[my-darling-boy]

While Apple Sauce seems to have people’s attention

[staypozitive]

[foreverzero]

Well that was a fucking lie.

[foreverzero]

Me: *Telling my future grandchildren about 2016*

Them: Ok... sounds fake but ok...

[foreverzero]

BOI

[tikkety-tok]

For the love of God, Unmute

[ladymarianor]

Windborne Singers

[scoobandshagtalk]

Like, shit man!

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[queenophydea]

What

[sepulchritude]

No for real this is a whole webcomic and it’s worth checking out

Also this

[non-state-actor]

This is the equivalent of Kingdom Hearts in a more tame timeline.

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Emily Elizabeth