remember me, for centuries

JESSE REDFIELD ΦΜΔ twenty-two. senior. you're more trouble than you're worth, kid icarus is flying towards an early grave.

[santiagocommajake]

Translation, I’m the shit.

[forgedbytrouble]

okay i'm goin to bed homies ill be on tomorrow

send me plots and things in the mean time tho!!

[santiagocommajake]

Thanking you? Yeah right. But I’ll take your half-assed compliment.

[forgedbytrouble]

That's all you're gonna get from me so enjoy it.

[gracewashington-deactivated2014]

Enough for Steve Jobs to still be one of the richest men alive. Which is saying a lot. 

You probably get the Jesse’s Girl joke all the time then, right?

[forgedbytrouble]

Considering he's dead, I'm not sure it says that much..

Surprisingly no. Go ahead, lay it on me.

[forgedbytrouble]

private;

[josiahdalton]

Am I making you blush yet? 

Nah no way. Why the fuck do I need a gameboy for?

[forgedbytrouble]

Stuff a sock in it, Dalton.

I don't know man, you coulda sold it. But on second thought, give it back to him. Caleb's cool, and I think he might have a hemorrhage if he goes any longer without.

[abbymcalister-blog-blog]

We were. I accidentally implied you were fat? Ring a bell?

Maybe you need one of those LifeProof cases.

[forgedbytrouble]

Yeah, that was right before you said I was hot, right? I'm with you now.

Never heard of 'em.

[forgedbytrouble]

@santigod: @rogueredfield i think i'm high 99% of my life

@rogueredfield: @santigod i think it's ridiculous that we're not running the country

[forgedbytrouble]

@josdgaf: @rogueredfielf yeah man.i'll be your luke.

@rogueredfield: @josdgaf damn son

[reaavery]

Yes. Yes, I am.

[forgedbytrouble]

I only share with people that are nice to me. Like, ass kissing wouldn't kill you.

[forgedbytrouble]

@willsinclairjr: @rogueredfield Are you making a career change?

@rogueredfield: @willsinclairjr I wasn't, but now that you mention it..

[gracewashington-deactivated2014]

Yeah, they are. I’m convinced that they’ll keep making iPhones until the end of the time.

Oh, and I’m Grace.

[forgedbytrouble]

How much more shit can they come up with?

Nice to meet you, Grace. Name's Jesse.

[forgedbytrouble]

@santigod: @rogueredfield you on that bob marley and you are not a rasta #thesehoesaintloyal

@rogueredfield: @santigod i think you're the high one

[abbymcalister-blog-blog]

Weren’t we talking about your phone? I liked that conversation much better.

[forgedbytrouble]

Were we? I can't seem to remember..

[forgedbytrouble]

private;

[josiahdalton]

How about no?  Just take the compliment; cause it’s true. 

I’m going to have someone give it back to him for me.  I have it all figured out. 

[forgedbytrouble]

Alright, alright, whatever you say.

You're not getting a conscious, are ya?

[savannahcarsonx]

I don’t know. They do have some pretty phones now, of course its windows 8 so that’s lame.

[forgedbytrouble]

What about Android?

[reaavery]

Nope. You get no credit at all. Inebriated or not.

[forgedbytrouble]

You are so mean.

[maddiehathaway-deactivated20260]

Yes, actually. It’s the honesty that makes people like me.

[forgedbytrouble]

Huh, would've never guessed.