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a blog about uhhhh

[marvel-lous-things]

[lotad]

[marcchagallthebride-deactivated]

how’d this person get on twitter from greece ca. 450 bc

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[skluug]

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[triforce-princess]

[lizzibennet]

very hard to think villains are sexy and reblog posts about it because while i may agree with the sentiment of ‘so what if they killed people. it turns me on xx’ i never know if they posted it thinking of kylo ren which automatically makes them wrong. always a gamble

[lizzibennet]

there are so many funny tags in the reblogs of this post but this is the one that made me lose it

[volatilemask]

i know for a fact someone has done this already but hey remember that one vine

[pauliedraws]

I don’t really remember why I drew this one, but I wanted to work on some Backgrounds so here it is. Also a when I posted the rough, a lot of people pointed out that AA1 Edgey would not be the type to have a therapist so I changed it to a self-help book. Not that I think a book titled “So Your Past has Come Back to Haunt You” helpful. 

Sorry these take so long, there were a lot more backgrounds than usual in this one. 

[bunabi]

damn I guess this is my comfort game now 🍩

[collabwithmyself]

am i in hell

[everythingstarstuff]

[hedgehog-moss]

The construction workers who dug a trench behind my house last week excavated a big rock. It’s nice and smooth, like a river-polished pebble the size of a young seal. They told me “We’ll just leave it here, and maybe you can find a use for it.” When I sent pics of my new rock to some friends they also replied with some version of “oh, what are you going to do with it?” and now I can’t help but look at it in the same interested way. Dammit everyone you fucked up a perfectly good rock, now it has potential. It used to be whole and now it’s missing a purpose. I used to look at it and think “a nice rock”. My plans for this weekend are to remember what it felt like to look at my rock and find it valuable in its purposelessness and then to replicate this mental backtracking with respect to everyone and every thing I’ve ever looked at and discover true wisdom.

[hedgehog-moss]

Here’s our gateway to enlightenment:

[catadromously]

please welcome: Brood X!

[catadromously]

bonus

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[straightboyfriend]

whenever my iced coffee starts to sweat it's like -_- what r u so stressed over . your'e cofe

[blackboard-monitor]

uquiz options that should be mandatory

this is too much text i didn’t read any of these

i’m not american

i’ve never heard of any of these things

i don’t main anything in mario kart, i’ve played it maybe one time ever

i’m older than 16

i don’t recognise any of these people