fragile bird

courtney | 27 | dumbledore was a piece of garbage and you can’t change my mind

[kohoe]

[kirruax-deactivated20260118]

[evaughn]

[lighthousepigeons]

Kidnapper: I have one of your children

Damon: Which one I have five.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up

Damon: Which one I have five.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Sometimes you don’t get closure. You just move on.”

— Unknown

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[kyloren]

HERCULES 1997 | dir. Ron Clements, John Musker

[stars-bean]

Disney characters as children

Happy International Children’s Day

[huffylemon]

[amazoogle]

his name is Movement

[zirekilefalls]

[pro-gay]

yall wanted a world famous gay now this is the result

[mouchefska]

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Look a this photograph

[kaijuno]

[relishboi]

they said ass in mario

they said it

they said ass in mario

[xeppeli]

[mariomarc]

And hell

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

[lsleofskye]

"Hidden Reflections" 🔥 | calibreus

Location: Strathcona Provincial Park, British Columbia, Canada

[understands]

[quotemadness]

“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.”

— John Green 

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