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garrus vakarian -- aesthetics

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in this open warfare I won't fight fair no, I won't fight fair and in your waking moments I will be there Δ

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.:: this is halloween ::.

Pairing: None

Warnings: None

Summary: The Normandy holds a Halloween party and everyone has their own unique take on a costume

Other: 1,045 words

The Commander wasn’t the galaxy’s best decorator or party-thrower for sure, mostly because there was rarely time to hold elaborate, time-consuming, well-decorated events. With Liara’s help, however, she was able to throw together something she was proud to put her name on. Snacks of several varieties were placed neatly on a folding table the pair had found in the armory, each one labeled to ensure that no one would eat anything that wasn’t compatible with their unique biology. Dextro items had jack-o-lanterns on them, levo things had bats, and the triple-filtered water had a witch hat on it. Though only a handful of non-humans were aboard the ship at this time, Shepard didn’t want them to feel left out in any way, even if her dextro cooking skills were sub-par. It didn’t matter; as long as they felt included, she would be satisfied.

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I FORGOT I WROTE THIS AND I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT I LOVE IT

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Laughs because like once a year my hanar in a sweater digital painting explodes in popularity and I never know where it comes from. I appreciate it, though!

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Happy Birthday Commander Shepard

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that metaphor went somewhere horrible turned 12 today!

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I'm not going to let my legs get covered in tattoos without including something with Garrus and femshep but I don't know what... Maybe I should commission someone...?

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Happy Birthday Commander Shepard

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So people on Etsy are selling "letters from X character" and other similar things for a few bucks. I didn't know that was a thing??? They're custom written to be to a specific person. I could do that with Garrus? I've been writing him for 10 years and I'm a stickler for canon so I feel like I could do it? Would anyone buy that from me though?

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Happy Birthday Commander Shepard

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We played an escape room at a place called Escape Eight and finished with like 45 seconds left! It was really fun! #escapeeight #escapeeoom (at Escape Eight) https://www.instagram.com/p/CX96gDAMVHY/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I’ll lift you when you’re feeling low I’ll hold you when the night gets cold - ₪

Happy N7 Day to my favorite couple.

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Can't lay down without a cat laying on me #catsofinstagram #casscat #castiel https://www.instagram.com/p/CSKJr63LZR5/?utm_medium=tumblr

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What a dummy #binxthecat #thackerybinx #binx https://www.instagram.com/p/CSIieqej_Zo/?utm_medium=tumblr