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[vanguard]

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

[vanguard]

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

[randomslasher]

i'm trying to learn to paint digitally.

[tisafinedayforsimping]

SCROLL BACK UP!!! NOT A PHOTO!!!!

[randomslasher]

omg I got a "not a photo" reblog?? if I knew how to add emojis I'd put a teary smiley face right here

[targetedknowledge]

[beautiful-wickedness]

Juliet: Carlton has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask him something that no one should have an opinion about.

Shawn: Hey, what's the worst multiple of four?

Lassie: Twelve, obviously.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I don't need the chatgpt random algorithm to write emails for me because I already have a custom and 100% flawless algorithm called "writing the exact same three emails with the names changed"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

#1: "hi [landlord], hope you're doing well! [apartment thing] is [broken/a problem]. we need it [fixed/replaced/handled] by [date]. let us know when you'll send someone over so we can be here to let them in. thanks so much, [op]"

#2: "hi [professor], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, I'm [sick/stuck at work/dead] and won't be able to submit [assignment] by [due date]. could I please have an extension? if not, is there anything else I could do to make up this credit? thanks so much, [op]"

#3: "hi [customer service person], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, [product] [didn't arrive/is broken/wrong color/gave me a rash/poisoned my crops] and I'd like to receive a [refund/replacement]. here is the documentation of the order and photos of [broken thing/wrong thing/my rash/dead crops]. thanks so much, [op]"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

"but op I work in an office I have to write way more emails than you" well that's your fault for working in an office i got nothing to do with that

[perpetualsarcasmmachine]

Writing an email is so easy and I will tell you how it's done. This is the advice is for everyone with an email job, but you can apply it to normal human interaction.

The FIRST SENTENCE is the thing you want the recipient to do. Do not make them guess.

I want to let you know about ... (This email is to inform someone of something not to ask them to do anything)

Could you please do ... (This is a request. You want them to do something).

I'm looking into x and wondering if you can help me (this is also a request but for information instead of an action).

People do not want to read an email and even if they do read it, most people are skimming and not interested. Tell them what you want first, then provide context or other information (when you need a thing is often key). If the email is informational, you can even add "you don't need to do anything, this is just to keep you informed!" People will appreciate not having to figure out what you want from them.

If you can't articulate what you want the recipient to do with the message, you are not ready to email them. I read too many emails where I have no idea what the person wants from me.

Put the most important thing first and everyone will be impressed! AI cannot do this for you because it can't tell what's important! Only you know that, which is why you must write your own emails.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

to everyone who wants help with emails: go through the notes of this post. there are ideas I've never thought of and plenty of scripts for all kinds of situations/jobs

[tmae3114]

It is extremely funny to me that, inferred from the text, the Hero of Falconreach is some kind of soulweaving prodigy, developing the skills at a very rapid pace with a relatively minimal education, and with an advanced understanding of the theory of what the art can be used to do, even while not having the skill level to pull it off themselves...

...and is entirely unaware of this, due to being taught by Tomix, himself a child prodigy, who did not register their skill as unusual in any way

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[botwstoriesandsuch]

Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

[kittmoon]

waiting in deep suspense

[botwstoriesandsuch]

Psst you ready here comes the secret

Here it comes

[moinsbienquekaworu]

I am also very curious about this secret

[botwstoriesandsuch]

Your time spent enjoying the creative process is infinitely more valuable that any final project you create. So stop putting yourself down for never finishing or posting those WIPs because every moment you spent creating something you loved is a moment not wasted. Your progress and talent is measured by your passion not your number of posts.

[botwstoriesandsuch]

This post went from 3k to 7k overnight and that just goes to show how many of you need to hear this so make sure you don’t ever forget it

[little-demy]

@allroadsleadtofalconreach's zine submission; Ravenloss

When I first submitted the form to participate I genuinely didn't expect I'd get Ravenloss especially after I heard how many choose Ravenloss. But still I'm so very happy to get this chance! Thank you for the mods and other participants! I've been consuming the zine with all of my heart wauugh

Bonus close up because Joanne is here too wink wonk

[ax-ky]

[donkey176]

Is this the right balance between dressed up yet casual vibe at the same time?

Asking for a friend …

[ruerock]

how it feels to submit an attack on artfight

[comradeclodius]

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

[curse-you]

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

[teaboot]

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I've discerned the fundamental problem of being an extrovert with introvert friends

[paradoxical-variant]

I did not realize this was about introverts and extroverts and assumed this was about The Master and The Doctor. I stand by my interpretation.

[only-cat-memes]

[eisenkrahe]

Yes!