Fork With A Pigeon

hihi, you can call me pigeon, petri, or possum (or fork if you so desire), i use xe/light/star/it pronouns, i post art occasionally but i mainly rb from fandoms i like, im 🏳️‍🌈♾️ (neurodivergent) and have social anxiety so if im afraid of you i promise it's not personal 🔥

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[ratratratratratsewer]

Commission doings hehdheheh

[obscuretobyfox]

Decided to corrupt Deltarune Chapter 5 and immediately got the scariest fucking thing ever

[aro-aceattorney]

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[weedpoop]

i say no homo to other humans in case they interpret something im doing as something a human would do

[weedpoop]

14 year old me fucking went off with this one

[yuumei-art]

It's wild blueberry season in Sweden and I've been picking and eating my fill everyday from the forest behind my house! The entire forest floor is covered in wild blueberry bushes and the tangy taste is so cosmic, I had to paint them✨ Photos of the berries I picked!

Painting process~

[alicelinart]

" Secrets that I have held in my heart. " " Are harder to hide than I thought. " " Maybe I just want to be yours. "

[jimbles-archive]

[serious-tabaxi]

jokes aside calvin and dadvin(i forgot the mans name) would totally do this.

[cavegirlpoems]

he doesn't have one

in fact, one of the reasons calvin's uncle max got written out was because waterson didn't want to have to work out what he'd call calvin's mum and dad

[foundonpluto]

human susie :3

[pukicho]

I hope something good happens at you. Something positive shooting your way. Coming at you.

[ninjagokata]

chapter 5 weird route (or weird route in general)

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[pukicho]

Legitimately just had one of the worst meals of my entire life. I am still sitting here, trying to come to terms with what I just put inside my body. The orange chicken was drenched in what I can only call a carcinogenic slime. It tasted like how bug spray smells. I felt myself actively eroding the more I ate, but shit, it was $16 bucks. I kept going in spite of myself. I should've known better. The chlorine they call a sauce seeped into every spongey pore of the chicken's squishy exterior. Despite the uncooked batter bathing in liquid cum, the chicken itself was a dry, chewy muskrat texture, one that forced you to choke up even the smallest pieces you dared to swallow. The honey sesame chicken was an ice-cold cat's tongue, and the associated veg was mildewy and wilted. If you could cook the flavor of rot into something, then that's what they did to this food. I am not even joking, the chow mein tasted like a cigarette. I imagine they dumped an entire fucking bottle of liquid smoke into the noodle, with the intention of hurting and hopefully killing me. I can't imagine good, conscientious people making food like this. Everyone there was a hateful person. Maybe they weren't even people.

The only good thing I can say about this experience is that I learned something: a terrible lesson. Thank you, Panda Express.

[opt1gan]

The poor children

[nasfera2]

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

[liltimmys]

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

[emily84]

You can try Radiooooo.com - The Musical Time Machine!!

choose a country, pick a decade, and GO!!

you’ll get an endless streaming of songs (ad free!).

I personally found myself loving 1970s Ghana, Senegal and Cote d’Ivoire! Also 1920s and 1970s Japan for sure! Cambodian music: spectacular. Love Armenia and Mali as well. I’ve been told 70s Germany is weird and 30s Algeria is cool but I haven’t gotten around to those yet. Italy’s 1960s is bomb ofc but I’m biased ;)

[randomslasher]

This is the best website anyone has ever shared.

[literarycrow]

For modern stations, Radio Garden is great as well

[coolyo294]

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

[transmechanicus]

Is this still available?