Just let me lurk, man

if you gotta do it, do it scared

[blinkscoscave]

I've been recording stuff and this specific moment is so funny to me it looks like divorce announcement 😭😭😭

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a t t a tatt a at t ag ca tgt t a c a t a ca AG T A T/TATT ATT A G C TTA AG T TAT T CT T ac tt!

Closest match: Hottonia palustris genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Water Violet

(image source)

[hotdog-puppy]

you know im starting to understand what this draft actually meant

[the-haiku-bot]

you know im starting

to understand what this draft

actually meant

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[blinkscoscave]

Pleeeease can we have some pictures of the Flare light from the cosplay contest pleeease?? They looked soo goooood! <3

Awww thank youuu!!!

And uh oh, sure? But I'm afraid that best I can do is bathroom selfie haha

(Did I spent 2h on chest prosthetic only to cover it with fishnet and make it barely visible? Yes, oh absolutely I did)

Anyway, it was nice to have a reason to put that makeup on again!

[ashstfu]

*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i

[batsdotjpg]

your favourite character from said book now next question

[ashstfu]

next question: the number of pupils in school A is equal to half the number of pupils in school B. the ratio of the boys in school A and the boys in school B is 1:3 and the ratio of the girls in school A and the girls in school B is 3:5. the number of boys in school B is 200 higher than the number of boys in school A. find the number of boys and girls in each school.

solve it

[ghacharghochar]

A: 100 boys, 300 girls

B: 300 boys, 500 girls

next question?

[ashstfu]

under constant current electrolysis, how many coulombs would be required to reduce 2 mol of Cu to metallic copper?

[decseptapril]

386,000 coulombs next question?

[ashstfu]

a farmer plants 54 crops of broccoli and 32 crops of carrot. what is the probablity his neighbor's name is jessica?

[decseptapril]

the probability is around 818 066/382 200 000 or around 0,2 if he lives in the united states. next question

[ashstfu]

i'm blocking you

[ffxivxd]

Originally the griffin was believed to be an Allagan chimera. However, after the discovery of the gryps on Elpis, scientists have used its existence as proof of the griffin's common ancestor and labeled it as cloudkin

[injya-no-gaitou]

"Hmph. I see what's going on here."

"Oh, you're in for it now!"

"Who am I talking to?"

FINAL FANTASY XIV — DANCING MAD (ULTIMATE) —KEFKA: "I'M TALKING TO YOU, OF COURSE! Y-O-U!"

[zembelem]

Every friendgroup got that:

• Really depressed guy who thinks he'll never truly be free again

• Girl who's in a discord server with every version of herself but she's lowkey nonchalant about it

● Girl who can't handle the coldness of reality who shut herself in a geek corner for decades who's also a vampire

• Mommy AND daddy issues 2 in 1 pack sociopath chainsmoker

● Guy who's a little different from the norm

● World's cheeriest nihilist whose ancestors might be viewing his life through his left eye like a livestream

● Pathetic brittish man

● Lesbian who's on a hunt for revenge, ironically turninf her into just another version of the person she wishes to kill

● Communist struggling with the vanity of hrr actions

● Group therapist who has a flaming clock for a head but like don't worry about it

● Sensitive white boy who got tricked into damning his whole town cause he never learned to stand up for himself

● War veteran who may or may not have one of the highest (indirect) kill counts in modern history

● Gregor Samsa

[physix17]

I watched project hail mary I love it so much Im gonna explode

[the-haiku-bot]

I watched project hail

mary I love it so much

Im gonna explode

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[galacticsabc]

extremely indulgent completely nonsensical crossover based on two of my interests.

(and an excuse to give Rocky a gun)

[heyitsjess-art]

Just a quick comic about my wol, Balun, and an FC mate! The amount of times Nola has died over the years to my tank busters because she has moved into them is astronomical.

[deusverve]

Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Winner's Bracket (Spoilers)

1800s priest jumpscared by the backstreet boys

Your mom's ex brainwashed your mom into thinking she was your mom

You forgot that you were widowed as a child

You help your mom eat her abusive ex

Despite being an alternate history, Half-Life (1998) still released

Merchant gets possessed/replaced for a real month. Still sells you wares

The moon exists only in legends because your mom stole it

You inherited a cat in gay old man mad science divorce and it possibly can talk

In a shocking twist, the game features character customization

A gay old man fatally shoots you in order to teach you the power of friendship

A mushroom man sends you to fuck up capitalists while you get high on shrooms.

Giving Birth Rhythm Minigame.

Voting ended onMar 26

These are all winning options from my first 10 of these 'favorite plot point' polls (there were two ties)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[should-be-sleeping]

Cetus behaviors.

[pyra-raptor]

The Lotus was gone for a while, but I am glad she is back now

[tazahan]

Tennocon 2026

[shencomix]

[ixtaek]