Just let me lurk, man

the only reason i have this account is bc tumblr wont let me lurk without one anymore

[cat-mermaid]

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The final Boss:

[deathflare]

dead i was watching world race and ben dancing green balmaceda showed up like hey whats goin on guys

[kulvefaggoth]

THIS ULTIMATE IS NEXT LEVEL OH MY GOD

source

[the-aegis]

It pays by the hour

[artomaly]

I liked the new Backrooms movie

[starvariety]

a handprint made in concrete is just the image of a hand, it’s not the real thing. or, it’s the absence of a hand, more than anything, the negative space. the casing around where it should be. it’s an indent that was made from something real - that could not have existed without something real - but it’s not the real thing, it’s just trying to be. maybe it’s not even trying. you put your hand there with your mother and the concrete remembers, and the handprint doesn’t even know why it exists, it just does. if we can make copies and not-things from real things in the world, who’s the say the world couldn’t do that itself? does it even need to know why?

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

[emeships]

opening the fridge at 3 am to eat shredded cheese straight out the bag

[shmz042]

winter is coming

Prints // Twitter // Bsky // Goodshop

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[thebreakfastgenie]

Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[minovskyy]

smiles serenely

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition

[garnetdawn]

yall couldn't just make up few more words -sobbing-

[garnetdawn]

[chisai236]

I do think people who say "travel companion Zenos" isn't interesting/realistic are missing that 1.) Zenos would quite literally do anything for the WOLs attention, including sitting still occasionally. And 2.) The comedy of the rest of Etheirys reacting to, and having to deal with the WOL choosing to keep Zenos around is a type of awkward comedy that frankly writes itself. Could you imagine the Scions reacting to the WOL going everywhere with Zenos in toe and having to address the fact that he's in the room? Could you imagine Zenos’s flat commentary in the background to all the silly/ crazy things that happen throughout the course of an expansion? Could you imagine watching all the WOL's friends having to both see and admit to themselves that Zenos attempting to be "good" (i.e. aiding the WOL when they ask) is a thousand times more terrifyingly uncomfortable for them than Zenos being a god-like enemy because it forces them to think over concepts of morality and character growth that are beyond the black and white of "good people are always good and right and bad people are always bad and wrong"?

Also I live for more examples of WOL/ Azem's silly toxic trait being befriending everything on the star (and beyond) with a pulse regardless of the implications of befriending said person, or their past transgressions. Azem basically excitedly bullied, pestered, and dragged Hades around so much that they eventually became close friends. And because Azem was always showing up to help people, and Hades would be there with them, people soon respected Hades enough to care about him, and in turn Hades cared about the people around him (in his own distant way). It would be so poetic and perfect if the same thing happened with Zenos and the WOL, please I need this so much.

[arighmaa-dataq]

Basically this.