Mid to late 2000s fanfiction drinking game
I’m bored so read a fic from this era and take a shot everytime you see:
-- an author’s note with a disclaimer -- an author’s note with a disclaimer narrated by a character -- an author’s note where the author and a character are having a conversation -- an author’s note where the author and a character are arguing -- an author’s note breaking up the text -- a really long author’s note breaking up the text -- an author’s note telling you to play a certain song because you’ve reached a certain part of the text -- an author’s note telling you to play a certain Linkin Park/Evanescence/Paramore song because you’ve reached a certain part of the text -- bad grammar -- really bad grammar -- grammar that goes in and out -- “mom” in a fic where the characters are ostensibly British -- literally anything american in a fic that takes place in another country -- someone wearing leather pants -- a really long description involving leather pants -- a really long description involving someone putting on leather pants to seduce someone else -- someone looking unexpectedly good in leather pants -- someone having chunky highlights -- someone wearing a choker -- someone wearing shag boots -- someone wearing a dress over jeans -- plot that makes no sense -- “[insert text]” said the named character we’ve yet to meet plot that makes no sense and gets mad at you when you can’t follow along -- “R&R NO FLAMES PLEAZ :)” -- a fic that takes place in the seventies or something but everyone is somehow listening to the PHAT NEW BRITNEY ALBUM -- a fic where the good guy calls the bad guy a “prep” derisively -- a fic where the hot guy looks like Gerard Way/idk other emo guys thankfully I wasn’t around for these atrocities -- a fic where the guy makes a bet that he can sleep with the main girl OCs -- really poor-developed OCs -- OCs who serve literally no purpose to the plot and are basically there as self-inserts for the author -- perfect OCs -- girlfriend gets killed off or is a huge bitch to make room for OCs -- everyone is poor and yet they all go shopping at Versace and J. Crew -- someone goes on TRL -- someone goes on Jackass -- someone goes on MTV -- smut -- really bad smut -- really unrealistic smut -- unrealistic smut that is actually anatomically impossible -- sex that feels incredible the first time with no complications -- sex where the girl basically has a seizure everytime the guy hits her g spot -- sex set to 50 cent -- sex set to Ginuwine -- sex set to Fergie -- sex set to Nelly Furtado -- sex in a public place where literally everyone is around -- sex at a Good Charlotte concert -- sex at a MCR concert -- links in the text -- links in the text to youtube videos -- links in the text to deviantart accounts and pictures -- links in the text to deviantart pics of the characters’ outfits -- links in the text to author’s profile -- links in the text to other author’s profiles -- OOC characters -- really OOC characters -- characters who are basically original they’re so out of character -- high school AU -- romantic comedy AU -- prom queen/king AU -- someone is writing for the paper/on student council/who even fucking cares AU -- just a monstrosity and a permanent stain on literature overall AU
