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[unpretty]

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

[unpretty]

[sixpenceee]

Internet has been trolling flat Earthers hard

[tattered-fragments]

“Say that again, but slowly”

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“When someone gives you a rare insight into their life, do not repay that gesture by betraying their trust.”

— Dodinsky

[gringoslur]

non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!

meanwhile, in latinoamerica:

[fangbambi]

sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza

[gringoslur]

[unstoppable-mogar]

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

[buttons15-deactivated20181031]

excuse me.

I’ll have you know we have more than enough food to offend everybody

the strogomaki

the chocroissant

the chicken cupcake

and the chicken churros

the caramel and chocolate sfihas

the chocosushi

fuck you

[centaursniper]

buttons, I love you and your countrymen

but what the fuck

[pyrotechnician]

BUTTONS WHAT THE FUCK 

[guibass]

@kimineechan what thd fuck is this

[kimineechan]

The chocolate pizza is how we end the all you Can eat. It’s a classic. I don’t like but sweet pizza is pretty popular.

New trend is the Batatosa pizza.. Or French fries pizza

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

go big or go home 

[el-lugar-bueno]

AND, BECAUSE IT’S WORLD CUP TIME:

COXINHA, a very popular snack, molded like one of our most popular football players

AND LIKE OUR MASCOT!! 

@latinextra I’m so sorry

[newbarktownalumni]

Brazil competing with the Deep South for highest rate of heart failure

[valherhn]

dude fuck they win they can have it

[belovedsangi]

I die everytime I see this 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 my culture is crazy pants

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

Is that sashimi on pizza? I dunno if I should be offended or not…

[nycs]

if you (Anne Hathaway) were ever single and you (Anne Hathaway) happened to be looking for someone to kiss you (Anne Hathaway) just know that I am always down to love you (Anne Hathaway) and cherish you (Anne Hathaway) unconditionally

[half-ace]

which one of shakespeare’s sonnets is this?

[nycs]

how dare u make this better

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for july?

[crab-withaknife-deactivated2025]

[yourbabies-thenmine]

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

[rainekitty]

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

[teethfactory-blog]

but if your cabbage overhears fron the other room, you got the same problem

oh what to do, oh what to do…

[lesbianherstorian]

the cover of the lesbian pulp novel i prefer girls by jessie dumont, 1963

[bat-tastic]

Big mood

[bat-tastic]

Big mood I said

[surprisebitch]

i’m fucking crazy but i am free

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[marasatilu]

From Here to Eternity Hollstein version

[theocseason4]

this is so sad alexa bring in the dancing lobsters

[astropathos]

how the signs die

aries: idk but probably something obviously stupid

taurus: is too much of a chad and dies of pussy overdose

gemini: the drama they start for fun goes too far

cancer: idk but you know damn well they’ll be crying while it happens

leo: killed by someone for being annoying in public

virgo: too much gaming not enough food or sleep

libra: complex social ties get knocked out of balance and a war breaks out

scorpio: doesn’t trust doctors enough to call 911 so they just let themselves die in an emergency

sagittarius: gets into some fuckshit and gets themselves killed

capricorn: is too much of an incel and dies of pussy deficiency

aquarius: immortal

pisces: somehow just straight up forgets how to breathe

[zrvmoved-deactivated20190216]

thread of good reaction images to put on gross people’s posts. i’ll start

[zrvmoved-deactivated20190216]

[zrvmoved-deactivated20190216]

[kreature-pheature]

[mocokkhi]

[saurian-official]

[warmbajablast]

[cccshutdown]

[aztechnology]

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[katimcgrath]

lena: we aren’t friends

supergirl: this is so sad kelex play kryptonite by 3 doors down