𒂍𒀭𒈾, the temple of Ishtar

lexi 𐎟 they/them 𐎟 25 𐎟 conlanger 𐎟 bird fan 𐎟 mousegirl 𐎟 aspiring archivist https://www.youtube.com/@f0rm0r

[06-archive]

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Little walk at Giuffrida Park near Meriden, Connecticut.

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[wakingfromthewater]

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[throathole]

You have to be fucking kidding me. These are all Dr Seuss words. You’re communicating with me from the Dr Seuss dimension.

[dykeofmisfortune]

i think it's been said before but one thing i forever love about house md is that they never tried to push the work found family bullshit. they truly are just coworkers. and every relationship fails spectacularly. the only ones who were actually probably friends with each other were taub and kutner and even that one failed spectacularly. house and wilson don't count because they were friends before the show and barely even work with each other i bet if they actually worked together their friendship would also fail spectacularly. which it also has on multiple occasions

[robotblues]

Leptodeira septentrionalis eating frog’s eggs Photo by ahctin on Instagram

[bedupolker]

me in the chia seed pudding

[aggrondaily]

"Man. I wish this city had better public transport, like trams" The highly agreeing Aron:

[redstonedust]

3/4s of the way through a delicious meal and feeling pretty full. well im so close to finished i might as well keep eating. surely this decision will not harm me in any way

[redstonedust]

my #vent art

[evilwizard]

sup

[important-cat-pics]

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[furiousfurious]

Left this in the notes

[insomniac-arrest]

😂

[goodattellinglies]

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[officialspec]

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

[officialspec]

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

[shinraalpha]

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

[aristotlewritesagain]

@squidong A+ tags

[dogmotels]

The future is transfem Scott pilgrim and it’s Bright

[punkitt-is-here]

Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need

Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.

[punkitt-is-here]

Gonna include these tags cuz they're good

[mousegirlheart]

please look at this beautiful mouse