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yes, my life is one giant BONER. are you happy now.
forrest will be moving to a sideblog as well as a new url ! stay tuned!
// forrest: i try so hard to be good but you know sometimes a vampire’s just gotta... you know... be evil or some shit look it’s not my fault i was provoked i mean yeah sure they’re drained dry and i’m not even hurt anymore but?? like?? can you blame me?? i was threatened!!!!
bites forrest warren jones on the neck really hard
It’s been a bad day.
Sometimes a man’s just gotta -- snap. You know?
He doesn’t put thought into it. There’s a yelp of pain, of course, a split second where his face screws and he hisses -- but that split second is only a fraction of a millisecond to the human who’s bitten him.
He gives them another half of a second to reconsider, and drives both himself and them backwards into the wall behind them. The human lets go of Forrest’s neck with a scream. Their head snaps back. The scent of copper fills the air. Forrest twists around. He claws at the human’s collar, almost ripping it with the force. Wrenches it towards him. Their noses touch.
The crack is twice as loud this time as their skull hits brick. He holds them there even as their legs give out. Urine joins the myriad of stenches.
Without realizing, his teeth have shown themselves.
“Do you know why you shouldn’t have done that.”
Their noses almost touch again, but not because Forrest brings them to him. No. He gets up close and personal, pressing them together, staring the dazed human in the eyes. His own eyes are alive, too wide and unblinking.
“Because I don’t like to be hurt. And when I’m hurt, I tend to get mad. I get mad very easily, you know? I can’t control it. I’ve been trying, but it’s so hard, and here you come, biting me, hurting me, and it’s already been a very trying day--”
Forrest adjusts his hold against the other’s collar, slams them back into the brick. Again. And again. And again.
”I should eat you. In fact!” He cocks his head. A snarling, vicious, toothy smile shows and vanishes on his face in the span of a human blink. “I think I will.”
“You were supposed to say no.”
“--You come into my house. You -- eat my mini pizzas. You use my electricity. You steal my food. You ramp up the water bill. You --” A terribly pained scoff. “Use? my garlic? Do you think I have an unlimited supply of that, Cancey?”
“Am I. A problem child.”
“You come into my house.”
[ text ] dinner?
“How’s it going?”
[ text: ??? ] i’ll make out with you if you get me chinese food
[ text: ??? ] Let me bite you instead and we have a deal.
“Why are you here. Why are you near me. Explain that and maybe I’ll be able to cheer up.”
“Call it coincidence. I thought we were friends.”
“– Yeah, the eighties. Thirty-ish years ago.” He’d never even seen the Prince of Denmark before now. As far as first impressions go, this isn’t too bad. A sight for sore eyes, but tolerable. He raises an eyebrow at the picture. Sighs. “Is it just me, or do rich people not know how to dress themselves?”
“I think it’s the glam.” He turns the magazine back and continues to browse. “They get their fifteen, sixteen minutes of money-inspired fame and then when they feel it -- the attention -- floating away, they, uh, do anything to get it back.”
ruinaa replied to your post:// shoutout to ruinaa for following me on this...
me heart eyes @you tbh. lowkey and highkey. all keys
even the sharp and flat keys the black and white keys the equal temperament keys the mean temperament keys
// shoutout to ruinaa for following me on this blog at the beginning of april even though i hadn’t been active for like 4 months....... the Tru Crew
“I might be getting my decades a smidge sideways, but weren’t denim and glitter shoes all the rage in the eighties?” He turns his magazine over to reveal the a candid of the Prince of Denmark.
"Hey. You remind me of someone.”