Sideblog For Lurking

[xnyre]

They did end up measuring again after

[forthedevilssake]

Now that Val has realised ripping Vox’s head off is pretty consequence free in that it doesn’t kill him, it’s going to become a weekly thing whenever they fight or when Vox makes a racist microaggression towards him or Velvette

[itneedsmoargayz]

I swear, Lucifer has a system in his head for when he can't remember anyone's name except his daughter's. And some of the options are multiple choice.

[cringefailvox]

radiostatic edition <3

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[browniiesx]

1000 DUCKS VS 1 GREAT WHITE SHARK WHO WIN

I had this silly Idea for a while and needed it out. Also if Vox tries to get redeemed those two could be BFFs seriously.

[in-hazbin-hell]

I’ve posted this somewhere already but I know Vox was fucking ecstatic beginning in the 90s when the big budget documentaries about his life started coming out. The Vees have gotten so tired of him yanking them from their rooms whenever a new one releases. At this point, they probably know all the major "plot beats" of his life backwards and forwards, and can and will mockingly recite and act out Vincent's most famous monologues word-for-word every time they're shown. I feel like there's also a big Hollywood biopic coming out soon on Earth in the vein of 2022's Elvis and he has become SO fucking insufferable about it.

[in-hazbin-hell]

YES. YOU UNDERSTAND ME.

[forthedevilssake]

“Val physically abuses Vox” “Vox emotionally abuses Val” I think they should bite each others dicks off

[combatwombat27]

look at his photos 😭

[drawbauchery]

this stupid shit is keeping me up at night

[doodlefaux]

zoom in

[forthedevilssake]

Vox truly is The Insecure White Man of all time. Goes through his whole life getting whatever he wants and the first time he’s told no he holds a 70 year long grudge and attempts to nuke the world

[helpicant-stop]

[mwem]

Shark ✨🦈

[forthedevilssake]

Shock.wav dies but somehow gets redeemed and goes to heaven despite (probably) not having a soul and now Vox has to drag his ass to the hotel because he misses his baby

[devilssprincesa]

[heykayhayes]

Thought of these two the instant I heard this TikTok audio...

[the-irreverend]

A tale of two doomed yaois.