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ashley. 21. ohio.

[deep-sexts]

[anotherqueerdoc-deactivated2019]

Lol smooth

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

would you woohoo me on sims yes or no

[heda-heather]

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

[glassbonespaperskin]

work work work work work

via mambo hits

[shitpostgenerator]

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

she’s gonna get flagged

[theworstmelodies]

who

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

the nipple reading this

[valerie-an]

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you

[chavdog]

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[fortis--sum]

Wow I can’t believe it but I get to marry my best friend!!!

[best-life-wisdom]

I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles all the time even when you aren’t looking because I’m so obsessed with you

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me because I, too, am fluent in silence.”

— R. Arnold

[stayspectacular]

[whispers-of-the-rain]

“Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.”

—

Jonathan Carroll (via

hplyrikz

)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[ugly]

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty