you just have to crank it.

27 year old grandma •she/her• I can't belive the clock app brought me back

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-big-mood]

Literally me:

[musicforadarkenedtheatre-deacti]

[koko2unite]

me and who

[identifying-dogs]

German Shepherd

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[electricpurrs]

90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much

[electricpurrs]

shes the cutest anime girl ive ever seen and shes in the bg for 2 seconds

[electricpurrs]

i think im in love with her. bg characters 4ever ❤️

[electricpurrs]

since so many people are reblogging this the anime is Golden Boy 💖 its an ecchi comedy so expect the average "boobs bouncing lots of sex jokes" kind of humor but the art style and character designs are so pretty im just kind of fixated on that

this is the main lady:tm: she has a manic look in her eyes sometimes that i really enjoy

[kairosva]

OP please elaborate

[electricpurrs]

with pleasure

[lady-lilly-gray]

can’t decide if this is the best or worst description I’ve ever seen for this series 😭😭

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[cuntyqueerleondraisaitl]

The year is 3078, earth is now a barren wasteland, the oceans are boiling, and humanity has been completely wiped out.

Tumblr users on March 15th:

[violet-hady]

Tumblr users each Ides of March:

[sandersstudies]

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

[homunculus-argument]

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

got a major pest problem this year actually

[scienceshenanigans]

[pisshandkerchief]

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

[codasylph]

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

[eyeballzhurt]

they reunite…