url in denial

19, Scottish, super cool

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[foundhufflepuff]

My friend from Alberta said she has never seen a rat

[iasipscreenshots]

[iasipscreenshots]

[lesbiyearn]

[onlytwitterpics]

[illuminudes]

eleven looking at boys moodboard

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[sirobvious]

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

[tacoabel]

[shitpost-senpai]

[hall0w33n]

[crisp-season]

autumn leaves~haunted breeze

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[enedakuka]

[kennysweeney]

[splendidjamesblog]

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

[dekutree]

girl: good afternoon

thirsty boyz: it is a good afternoon haha you are always speakin the truth that’s why i like you =) you’re not like most girls you always tell it like it is and don’t care about other people’s opinions. how are you so cool haha =) anyway i just wanted to let you know you’re a real cool chick you know that right? and you’re really cute btw haha =) 

[zvou]

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[undeadhatred-tumut]

Fact:

Millennial kids will never have to use math to figure out how old they are.

They just have to look at the date.

[syd-simone]

I really can’t believe that ppl dislike Matt Mcgorry because he talks about feminism and racial justice and equality. “Like oh my God let’s hate him because he’s on our side”