Aaa

sai - he/they - phd student in math

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jame7t]

you are always telling lies

elephants are hunted for their jumping slime, which is used to produce trampolines and the runways of airplanes

[mangonetics]

It's amazing how windows suck so hard that it sucks in ways you never even thought it possible to suck. Youtube videos load faster in linux. Installing things with a package manager is just infinitely better than loose .exe files. The one mechanical harddrive I still have is quiet when I'm not actively using it. My voice is clearer in voice calls, even though I'm using the same hardware. My hair is lush and shinier, my skin is smoother and softer, my boobs are

[green-godess-caprese-sandwhich]

hmm interesting

[mangonetics]

Green goddess caprese sandwich from St Louis bread company come back baby I miss you

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[argumate]

ladies, as you were

[eightyonekilograms]

> start a war with no plan

> immediately lose

> call your troops low-T pussies

I wonder who the highest-ranking officer in history to ever get fragged was, Hegseth might be gunning for the record.

[argumate]

testing the T-levels of tomahawk cruise missiles

[parkchanwoohoo]

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "Decarbonized formaldehyde is great. Just wash daikons with decarbonized formaldehyde and they turn white."

"Decarbonized formaldehyde" (脫碳甲醛) is an online phrase used to make fun of people that blindly avoid chemicals. Formaldehyde (H2CO) decarbonized is water (H2O).

[eng by me]

[datsderbunnyblog]

3rd place in a 1v1 🥀

[datsderbunnyblog]

Which of the following would you prefer to win the by-election in Clacton?

Count Binface

Nigel Farage

Neither

Don't know

Remaining time: 19 hours 4 minutes

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[imoanurparentsnames]

i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[martial-art-world]

[toesucker416]

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

[toesucker416]

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

[martial-art-world]

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE