Monsterdog @fox-on-stilts - Tumblr Blog

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

coffee-and-cusswords

computa put the light back in my homies eyes

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

byjove

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

#please please please please

9puppiesdrowninginapool

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

#this post was ghostwritten by ryan gosling

thepollingstation

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

#i share my first and last with someone famous #but my middle name is already a pretty rare name #and even rarer as a middle name #i think

jauntylittlefrillyboy

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

#mine have some sort of magnetic attraction to my xiphoid process #my sternum would be fine but noooo #we call this #Domain Expansion: Weight of 1000 Stars

official-cisphobe

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

chillyfeetsteak

#potential #which is a bit on the nose considering my current track record of breaking into career fields only to have said field implode #i Do Not Like It

frightfullytreeish

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

krebkrebkreb

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

krebkrebkreb

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you

#hart is blatantly evil #he's working on it #kinda #tbf i played him as a LARP character and the “he's literally evil???” discourse was mostly from me #other people got annoyed with him for that OTHER unforgivable crime #engaging with the story too much #woe

macklesufficient

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

20thcenturywomen2016

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

cherabby

Please please please do youtself a favor and go look at Bulbap—sorry, Pokopedia's new page on Human for April Fool's day.

twilightofthesandwiches

Hey! Spin this wheel of Every Pokémon!

This is now your Pokémon Partner. Whatever you would want to do in the Pokémon world, your Result goes with you. It would be your Ace in Battles and/or contests or they might just help you around with your regular Not-Inherently-Pokémon Job or just hang around your house as your beloved Pet. If you really really want to BE a Pokémon than this is the Pokémon you just turned into.

How are you feeling about it?

HELL YEAH!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!

OH!! I LOVE THIS POKEMON!!

Yeah, this Pokemon is great!!!

This Pokemon is good!!

This Pokemon is nice, but nothing more

...I mean, it could be better

This Pokemon is okay…

I have mixed feelings about this Pokemon…

Not bad, but I’m still kinda disappointed…

Well… it could be worse?

I mean, at least it’s better than NOT having a Pokemon, right?