finis

Formerly: myfatherisalumberjack, foxonthe-rocks. #1 fan of my own horse 

[vampigeon]

It's as good a theory for all this nonsense as anything else I've seen.

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[viralfrog]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[aridotdash]

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[penny-anna]

Saw an ad the other day that was like having trouble concentrating at work? Try granola! And for a moment I was like ah a wholesome advertisement... Granola... Good for your brain... Anyway turns out that's the name of an AI assistant

[penny-anna]

a lot of ppl getting legitimately annoyed at this product in the notes and I'd like to clarify that this is what i was going for:

[zegalba]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[catchymemes]

[therobotmonster]

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

[loki-zen]

@mercuryjellyfish

[discoursedrome]

What I really like about this is that the containers all have prominent labels with a camera pointing directly at them, but it’s still called a double-blind trial because the researcher isn’t present and the bear can’t read

[sparrowlucero]

i wish more stuff looked like that season of doctor who where they were smearing vaseline on the camera

[sparrowlucero]

the noticeable overexposure of the film coupled with the tactile "ugliness" of the environments and costumes looks so good to me. genuinely dreamy

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[strawberry-crocodile]

fucking insane that companies are allowed to advertise to you in your email. fucking insane that companies are allowed to advertise to you in your physical mail!!! telemarketers are allowed to exist! every technology for humans to connect to each other becomes a way for people to lie and bother you to make money!

[everythingfox]

Identical twins

[countesspetofi]

[bogleech]

Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?

Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[no-sleep-for-the-dreamer]

i am forcibly removed from the zoo

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices