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@ofstormsandwolves
Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah
there is truly no one out there doing it like gillian anderson. and by “it” i mean eagerly engaging with lesbian rpf jokes
first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.
Important diagram
Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later
love how in all his appearances on btvs angel just kind of always looks like he has a rock in his shoe and is awkwardly waiting for a good time to take off his shoe and dump it out but the time never comes so he just perpetually has to deal with the feeling of a rock in his shoe
idiots (affectionate)・[36/?] ⤷ 2.21 — “The Calusari”
FRIENDS 09.07 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
GILMORE GIRLS
4.21 | Last Week Fights, This Week Tights
Because I love you. You're my sister.
put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women
drunk giles: a progression
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER - 4.20: The Yoko Factor
how to say "I love you" in x-files [463/?] ⤷ 11.04 — "The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat"
Why do I have to be bait? I’m always bait. Why can’t Willow be bait?
I have to make you understand how weird the PopTart Bowl (an American college football game) is. It is, as the name suggests, sponsored by Pop Tarts. But there are Pop Tart mascots. Guys dressed in giant anthropomorphic PopTart costumes. And they make the Pop Tart mascots "compete" against each other for a big prize! Do you want to know what the big prize is? At the end of the football game, the "winning" Pop Tart gets to be "toasted." The guy wearing a Pop Tart costume gets lowered into a gigantic "toaster," and a giant ACTUAL Pop Tart pops out of a conveyer belt at the bottom (the giant Pop Tart has a face on it), and the players of the winning team all descend like carrion birds to eat it (him?) on live television. There's a sign proudly advertising "the Edible Mascot!" 😐
#okay but this is defo something dumb that rory and lorelai would talk and laugh about (tags via @love-hope-faith-feels-like-a-lie )
"I can't look away," Rory murmured absently. She bit off a corner of a Pop Tart.
"I know," Lorelai agreed. "How much can you personify an inanimate object before eating it feels like cannibalism?"
"I don't know, but I think we've crossed that line."
"Yeah." They watched in horrified fascination for a moment before Lorelai giggled. "Hey, do you know what this reminds me of?"
"What?"
"You know in Young Sherlock Holmes, when Watson has that nightmarish hallucination in the cemetery where sentient cream puffs tie him down and stuff themselves into his mouth?"
Rory laughed. "Oh yeah! This is kinda like that. So was it worth it for this?"
"Ugh, I don't know. I mean, don't get me wrong, this is great- in a horrifying, dystopian kind of way- but is it worth sitting through FIVE HOURS of football to get here?! I just don't know..."
"The game was four hours, start-to-finish," Luke corrected gruffly from his corner of the couch.
"That cannot be true! It was way, WAY longer than that!" Lorelai gasped.
"It wasn't."
"I can't believe people complained about the Lord of the Rings movies when apparently it's completely acceptable to watch EIGHT HOURS of football!"
"It was four hours!"
"You say that like four hours is a reasonable amount of time!"
"I told you not to watch it!"
"But it's the Pop Tart Bowl!" Lorelai wailed. "They had sprinkles decorating those white lines on the sides-"
"The sidelines?"
"-and they had Pop Tart mascots!"
"The Edible Mascot," Rory reminded them.
"Yes! Competing for the chance to be the next human sacrifice to appease the football gods for the coming year! I couldn't miss that!"
