[brennanya]

me standing in front of the fish tanks at petsmart

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[the-skeleton-war]

[jayteo-deactivated20200613]

Pride and Prejudice // 2005

[997]

What is the greatest gif of all time?

[workinggirl1988]

You know, you really don’t need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.

The Social Network (2010) dir. David Fincher 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

in the 90s if you wanted to make it as an actor you had to be called like brad pitt or tom cruise. 2 syllables tops. now you’ve gotta be alden ehrenreich or ansel elgort or timothee chalamet. anything goes. madness

[princesswinnifred]

[peggy-faces]

Fun ways to celebrate Peggy’s birthday tomorrow

answer every phone call by shouting PIZZA HOUSE and promptly hanging up

skip work to go to the movies and give a stranger a handjob

go drunk rollerskating around your office

steal your secretary’s flowers

challenge your fratbro coworker by taking off your clothes and making dick jokes

walk down a hallway carrying a box and smoking a cigarette. you look cool, trust me.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[ultimate-adam-driver]

Spike Lee, Adam Driver and Laura Harrier accept the Grand Prix award at Cannes, May 19th, 2018

[keiraaknightley-deactivated2018]

“What do you think your prom date is doing right now?”

[strinians2007-deactivated202008]

[weavemama]

[silentyeehaw]

uhhhhh! im. sorry , look at her FACE

[kristensource]

May 8 | Kristen Stewart & Cate Blanchett attends the photocall for Jury during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France.

Caption: Find someone who looks at you the way Kristen Stewart looks at Cate Blanchett

[gerardpilled]

[stevienick]

— Cate Blanchett; the 12th woman named jury president of the Cannes Film Festival, in 71 years of editions.