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they/them. D&D nerd. Dice gremlin. TAZ, Dimension20, and Critical Role fan. not spoiler free and terrible at tagging, sorry.

[libdibs]

If You Were a Fictional Character

I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!

* Make this picrew of yourself

* Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠

Not sure who's done this already so tagging the besties @thetumblingmoron @redheadsramblings @woundedsoul12 @the-bear-and-his-sunbird @aurorabiggs @thepalehorsevictoria @kiir-do-faal-rahhe and anyone else who would like to play!

[theboardwalkbody]

This was pretty fun!

No pressure tags:

@lalalunascope @iristheplanet16 @abbottsdarling @hi-res-training-montage @nekoemma95 @concealing-fate

[psycrowsis]

the snort I snorted when I saw the results

@alistairian @trans-corvo @sevenleaguesundersea

[sevenleaguesundersea]

very happy that the picrew gave me the option of adding in my silver streak since the uquiz called me a DILF

@warrenkoles @simontov @takaska @mightylittleman

[takaska]

I always figured I was an enigma... must be part of why I love to lean on the fantasy aspects for dollmaker type stuff lmao

@mineroftrenches @foxtail-fey @tabletopoverload

[foxtail-fey]

[fromhersoul]

[hauntedhunted]

kiss this babey

[thememedaddy]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Post from Daily Humor (@/ daily.darkHumor) reading: Wish my parents would've added some nepo to the tism they gave me. /End ID]

[beardedmrbean]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from Jack Vening (@/ jack_vening) on 2/3/22 reading: Leaving diary entries and audio clips scattered around the house like in an adventure game so my wife can slowly piece together the story of how I broke the microwave seeing how hot I could make my wallet /End ID]

[kennedysgirl]

Invisigirl and blonde blazer do NOT use watsapp

[angelonduty]

☏ YOU'VE BEEN FLASHED .ᐟ

Flashing [ SONAR ] at work ... and consequently Malevola, too. Fem-bodied reader.

You loved your boyfriend, truly. You did. You also loved seeing him melt and fall to the floor looking at you for the whole world, or office, to see.

The screen is bright, your own chest staring at you as you debate whether or not this was worth it. You were at your desk, and from what you could tell, Sonar was on break right now.

But so were a few of his coworkers.

Oh fuck it. If they see your tits, they see your tits.

Your thumb finally clicks send, and you lean back to listen for Sonar's reaction.

Silence for a few seconds.

... A few seconds more.

You hear what sounds to be someone spitting out coffee onto the face of a not so lucky victim, before the voice of your dear man bat practically echoes throughout the office.

"Oh my god its boobs."

"Where??" That was definitely Visi's voice.

There's an audible hiss. "Fuck off, this is mine."

Malevola's voice cut through, smoother and already no doubt looking over to take a peak at Sonar's phone. "Can I see?"

Quick footsteps approach the break room door, your man bat peaking through to yell your name. "Hey babe? Can malevola see your nudes?"

You think for a split second, before throwing any and all rational thought away for the prospect of a hot demon mommy admiring your tits. You raise a thumbs up, enthusiastically. "Go ahead!"

He smiles, tossing his phone behind him and bounding over to you to pepper your face in wet kisses. "You," Kiss. "Are." Kiss. "So." Kiss. "Perfect." Kiss, kiss- you guessed it, kiss. You giggle, pointedly ignoring the sighs and muttering about HR violations and pda.

You hear a whistle from the breakroom as the red-skinned demon calls out your name. "Nice tits gorgeous!"

[computer-graveyard]

Half bat, half man, all freak

[inhaleaaaaaaaa]

This was basically the start of episode 3 right?

[stealingpotatoes]

robert? having daddy issues? whaaaaat nooooo

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[thestarlotus]

big fan of malevonar being neither platonic or romantic but a secret third thing (hr violation)

[at-the-pace-of-snails]

Its never too late Robert. Cmon we can get you a less stupid name

[stealingpotatoes]

no yeah that's definitely how that works robert

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[liionart]

I searched "fake american phone number" for this dumbass idea. Never say I'm not dedicated

Anyway I love a tsundere Flambae who can't decide if he hates Robert or if he wants to like, feed him homemade meals and blow his brains out.

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[dumpster-of-amontillado]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[direhydroid]

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the notes:

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄