Blow Out That Cherry Bomb

You’re killing me smalls

[noxtheox]

well i think we should dig him up and kill him again!

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see

[only-tiktoks]

[thedailybullshit]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captain-snark]

this is how disability works in america

[ap0stle]

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

[baharrothbluu]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 5th level lightning bolt

[catchymemes]

[renthony]

The history of the Disney company is so fucking fascinating and complicated that I could spend the rest of my life studying it.

I hate the company. I love the media. I want it to burn. I was profoundly shaped as a person by some of the art its workers have produced. It's evil. It's beautiful. It's an eldritch horrorterror personified as a charismatic mouse. It's a nightmarish example of capitalist hell. It destroys as much as it creates. It's a flaming trainwreck. I can't look away.

It's the goddamn Elephant's Foot of media studies.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pugzman3]

Rushing the field just went to another level, and it is brilliant.

[bladelei]

THIS is what i want during sports breaks instead of commercials

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[alphabetcompletionist]

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[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[synthetictorque]

"Dear Miss Harker. Your husband is off his tits with a brain fever and has experienced the horrors."

[cappychino]

“Seeing from his violent demeanor that he was English”

top tier hit from Irish king Bram Stoker

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions