A Spoonful Of Brain Soup

[otherwindow]

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

[otherwindow]

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

[twin-m0thers-moved-deactivated2]

[ampervadasz]

[tracerfoxer-deactivated20230102]

He just cast a spell

[fripperiesandfobs]

Ottoman cape and vest, 1890′s

From Whitaker Auctions

[deoxyribonucleichyperdimensio-d]

i jsut realized that i just stop paying attention to what someones saying to me in the middle of their sentence without realizing it like i get distracted and look away and then realize like 3 minutes later that i accidentally ignored them and left the conversation and probavly looked like an asshole..

[misgivings]

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oh my god my emo heart

[classicalmonoblogue]

I don’t know this puppy’s life, but I had a mate whose deaf dog always did this when she played so he could feelhear the music, it was super sweet

[allsadnshit]

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

[great-tweets]

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

[jackhawksmoor]

that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute

[gamiestgrump]

Arin in the Nickelodeon Animated Short ‘The Girl from Dinosaur Island’

[pembrokewkorgi]

I thought this was a cute short.  Arin makes a surprisingly good frustrated pterodactyl 

[b-noons]

Arin as arin

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

resume

-american, can tell the difference between australian and new zealand accents

-pretty good at frisbee

-still retains extensive knowledge of naruto trivia

-can make the skin under my jaw bulge out, a bit like a frog’s

-can recognize the sound of mumford & sons from a great distance

-good at moving my eyebrows independent of each other

-good at staying hydrated

[andisupreme]

Our Australian branch of The Ninja Frog Ultimate Frisbee Olympics is hiring due to their previous highly-emotive mascot getting hospitalized of heat stroke. Extensive knowledge of Mumford & Sons happens to be required due to the team’s affiliation with anything banjo-related since Kermit the Frog’s endorsement.

You’re hired.

[toastyglow]

uvu b

[humanpastiche]

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[samsaranmusing-deactivated20140]

Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

[lonelyinsomniac-deactivated2014]

A visitor.

[davesproot-deactivated20140614]

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

[mamasam]

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

[buyakasha]

aw they brought us a flower

[dappermouth]

feels like forgetting.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

take everything i say with a hint of lime

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[rebathecompleteseriesdvdboxset]

reba trying to say ice

[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

[asseaterclarke]

what’s wrong with chewing ass?

[localstarboy]

[slasherz]

I don’t know what dimension this took place in but it definitely wasn’t ours

[frozs]

i just want to tell every1 this is the best video ever