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[memories]

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 06/22/2014 4:04:43 PM, it’s that #first post takes up too much of my time.

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

[christinecanigula-archive]

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

[nultemp]

the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[princesstigerbelle]

[gorps]

[lord-kitschener]

Meowboys

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING

[norwayspruce]

neither of these poeple are sayuing anything

[remanedur]

interviewer: anha ana mijsta pahbin ewwuwo when it burnt down yuh mista baby ohta… 

interviewee: whenwe hyagh debyaugh db.. bneugh dbnyeugh bnyeuh mmnyoeunmmumneyugh snbbnd bning deebn wu….. heeh heeh hee heh

[surprisebitch]

what accent is this omg

[lavender-lily]

Why is Benedict’s fursona showing me his salty nuts in the middle of the Safeway produce department

[smeasel]

this is the xbox section in gamestop

[viralfrog]

All the different critters that use this log bridge.

[plantbite]

Bird Box memes are the best but Sandra Bullock replying to them are even better:

[sixpenceee]

Turn on the sound and watch this raven mimic a human voice. This is Mischief the white-necked raven. These ravens are found throughout eastern and southern Africa, and are common near human habitation.  Like all members of the Corvidae family, ravens are extremely intelligent. They use tools to get food if necessary, and can even mimic human speech! (Source)

[jackofcastles-deactivated202112]

Okay but that’s not some Gilbert Gottfried ‘RAAAK POLLY WANNA CRACKER’ this raven actually sounds like a person what the fuck

[sleeptightworld]

I’m in Alaska and trust me, Ravens are hella smart! I’ve seen a crew of them opening up luggage in someone’s truck bed and having a great time strewing it all over the place. And there’s one near my home that does a spot on monkey impression. I have no idea where they learned it but I know those ravens get a good laugh every time I come sprinting out of the house all “WTF?! IS THAT A MONKEY?!”

[mrdistracted]

“Hello” “hi. hi! HI!!”

[pro-gay]

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

[agreedt]

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

[pro-gay]

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

She was so right & so ahead of her time

[ofools]

Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

[ofools]

I love her

[ofools]

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

[ofools]

She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time

[henbayne]

do you ever have a good url just to flex on 90% of tumblr users

[homestuck]

no

[homofungus-deactivated20190930]

yes

[intensional]

[minotauri]

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

[found-bodies]