Whateva Will Be

Baker and eater. East Bay Area California. Highlarious.Coastin'

[fuckyeahmercury]

Queen – 1976

[sosuperawesome]

Crescent Moon Mirror and Ornaments // Suzanne Oddy on Etsy

[senseitive]

who cares, do better, move on

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[revealmyselfinvincible]

[buzzfeedtasty]

Mac And Cheese As Made By Terry Crews

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

his voice is like grass-fed organic butter kneaded by friendly old ladies

[justcariii]

Saves video

[afrocosm-deactivated20231121]

His voice is so soothing

[erinthebrave]

How do you save the video?

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[annechen-melo]

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Based on my favorite post on this goddamned site

[itzlooniz]

Florence Welch by Tina Barney by W Magazine Directed by Greta Gerwig

[im-thrown]

I’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet

[likethemusiq-deactivated2021022]

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

[14kgoldsoul]

Deadass bye

[countessboochieflagrante]

GUSSY

[loloftheday]

Some next level snitchery

[atimburtonfan]

[stability]

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

[self-proclaimed-heretic]

I’m gonna leave my body….

[greggaraki]

Harry Wormwood had unintentionally given his daughter the first practical advice she could use. He had meant to say, “When a child is bad.” Instead he said, “When a person is bad”, and thereby introduced a revolutionary idea: that children could punish their parents. Only when they deserved it, of course.

Matilda | 1996 | dir. Danny Devito