Bonjour

I'm France, offically. I will make fun of french people because it's funny but things like "ew a fr*nch person 🤮" aren't acceptable and people who say this stuff will be blocked (yes this is a necessary precision, even on tumblr) I also don't like white flag jokes or the "the french are dirty" stereotype, just a personal preference. The rest is fine Ooc pronouns are they/xe I'm french and fluent in english

[coffee--spill]

Why is my entire dash gay men

Tumblr. Tumblr do you know that I am not a gay man.

[copyright-offical]

Heh

Couldn’t be me

/j /j /j I like women guys

I like men too but not the point

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You are in a gay relationship with will.

I literally watched you make out with him.

[copyright-offical]

That was to help you remember

Also we’re not dating

[coffee--spill]

Guys shut up and stop being gay my Tumblr is entirely Russian now what the fuck do I do

[copyright-offical]

Eyy my ex girlfriend was Russian

Don’t worry it was a person not a country this time

[coffee--spill]

I STILL DON'T GET THE FRANCE THING. ARE YOU DATING @france-offical OR SOMETHING WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WITH FRANCE T-T

[france-offical]

what,

[kingkit7734]

Since a bunch of officalverse accounts got banned by [tumblr] and I have some officalverse side blogs I think It'd be good to say:

If I ever go missing from here it won't be by my choice

[redstonedust]

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@france-offical @france-official

[france-offical]

Hehehe

[france-the-third]

Woo France!

[redstonedust]

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@france-offical @france-official

[france-offical]

Hehehe

[frollosuggestions]

TO MY FROLLOWERS: What are some of your favorite (FRENCH, CATHOLIC) things to cook and eat? What are your favorite recipes? I am partial to dry, tasteless communion wafers, which dull our base, inflamed human instincts and remind us of our connection to the divine.

[hotvampireadjacent]

pussy

[frollosuggestions]

Thanks for all of your insightful responses! Discussion over.

[france-offical]

Yeah um French approved ✔️

[slovakia-offical]

Country and language officals!!!

I am disappointed in you. Why is there so few fun things happening here?

Go create some gossip and discourse!

Go start a war or bully France!

Do something!

There is so much potential!

@poland-offical @czechia-offical (hey can u tag any countries i forgot?) @france-offical @germany-official @sweden-offical @netherlands-offical @britain-offical (does @burning-britain-official count as well?) @brazil-offical @usa-offical @palestine-offical @norway-offical @german-offical @french-offical

are there more country officals?

[sweden-offical]

alright, y'all are invited to valborg. it's a big bonfire and largely an excuse to get drunk and make bad decisions. come on y'all cause chaos

@poland-offical @czechia-offical @france-offical @germany-official @netherlands-offical @britain-offical @brazil-offical @usa-offical @palestine-offical @norway-offical @german-offical @french-offical + everyone else idfk

[france-offical]

Hey D:< (thank you Sweden hehehe)

[satan-offical]

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

[france-offical]

🖐️

[elmaxlys]

Question arbitraire du jour :

Jadis

Naguère

Voting ended onFeb 12

[etheltempest]

i don’t trust the bookmark feature on instagram so for the past two years i’ve been saving funny reels by dm’ing them to the french president 💀

[france-offical]

i completely 100% approve of this post is laughed so fucking much

[clockwisest]

Was refreshing every 2 seconds to see if it was turned on LETS GOOOOOO

ok brotato

yawns in your face,

[evil-mindhive]

Ew you stink

Stinky guy

[clockwisest]

mike help me what do I say

no he's not talking

[evil-mindhive]

[clockwisest]

the country freaking replaced our girl scout cookies I'm gonna end it /j

[evil-mindhive]

[clockwisest]

[evil-mindhive]

[clockwisest]

im scared

[evil-mindhive]

Tumbamos la cuenta de Clock?

Si

Nose 💀

No

Voting ended onFeb 8

Be scared.

[costa-rica-offical]

Vote si it would be funny as hell

Translation to poll:

Do we take down Clock’s account?

Yes

Iontknow💀

No

@satan-offical @natas-laciffo @natas-offical @cishet-white-male-offical @white-boygirl-offical @white-boy-offical @yearning--offical @burning-britain-official @the-pineapple-offical @john-doe-offical @penny-offical @sadgayboy-offical @lemonade-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @childrens-entertainer-offical

[costa-rica-offical]

Vote si bro it would be hilarious

[costa-rica-offical]

Vote si this is a threat I will keep tagging people

@no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @god-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @alastor-offical @aroace-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @eredin-offical @duck-from-hell-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-bread-offical @fanta-offical @gay-guy-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @i-am--fih-official @yearning--offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical

[james-offical]

I do ponder. Will fleeing into the woods cause significant mental damage, or would doing so heal me?

But I shan’t, for there is no yaoi in the pines

[burning-britain-official]

Theirs a toxic relationship of @fay-offical and @scissors-official

[tax-evader-offical]

"there is no yaoi in the pines" hey does anyone want to help me prove this person wrong

[burning-britain-official]

I'm not helping

[tax-evader-offical]

GOSH DARN i hate the brits. uhh anyone else? @ wait i don't know any officalverse people

um

[burning-britain-official]

Hate the fr×nch instead and don't get me in another yoai ship I've not recovered from the last one

[tax-evader-offical]

@france-offical might have something to say about that

ANOTHER yaoi ship??? how many were you in...

[france-offical]

:( britain i tought we had something

[france-offical]

i’m taking macron

*yoink*

- @fluorine-offical

@astatine-offical i did it :D

Omg thank you you can keep him

[fluorine-offical]

hell yes.

do you think he’ll sell for much on ebay

[france-offical]

I mean... I don't think much French people would want him, but it's still a president, so yes

[france-offical]

I have a proposition for you

I am assembling a team of officals to kill Eriden

He killed my friend and he has cheated death for far too long

I would like to offer you a spot of the team

Having the French army at our side would prove greatly in the battle

All the best

- @clairvoyance-offical

Wow.. Crime

I'm in

[france-offical]

i’m taking macron

*yoink*

- @fluorine-offical

@astatine-offical i did it :D

Omg thank you you can keep him

[france-offical]

As one of the co-ruler of the Officalverse, I would like to offer you the post of minister of cheese in my court.

Do you accept ?

- @mental-illness-offical

Omg

[france-offical]

Uhhh @obama-offical @barack-obama-offical

Why are there two of you ?? Who apparently appeared at the same time lmao

[france-offical]

Are you fucking kidding me

[france-offical]

Uhhh @obama-offical @barack-obama-offical

Why are there two of you ?? Who apparently appeared at the same time lmao