Frankenstinwentmad

Been playing so much Destiny lately #warlocklyfeforlyfe

[justneckbeardthings]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[dkpsyhog]

Planned obsolescence

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

[valtsv]

my esteemed rival,

[valtsv]

my beloved nemesis,

[valtsv]

dearly detested,

[valtsv]

collection of my favorite responses in the notes

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[galahadwilder]

“What’s your name?” “I never had one” DAAAAMN THEY WENT THERE

[flamingbluepanda]

me, scrolling: is this the one with-

me, watching, vindicated: IT ISSSSS

[spartanlocke]

calus: i’m in love with you guardians: [seen 5:34pm] lord shaxx: this is a bow. if you get this bow i’ll offer my hand in marriage. take it or leave i- guardians:

[alpha-lupi-comics]

Cayde-6: *is in a crowd and lost lord shaxx* Cayde-6: *cups hands to use as megaphone* IM LOOKING FOR THE CRUCIBLE?!! Shaxx:*from across the room* I AM THE CRUCIBLE!! Cayde-6: found him!

[izanagis-turban]

credit to NeuTraLZero on reddit

[cbtcbtcbtcbtcbt-deactivated2021]

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Don’t remember who asked for it, but here you go. Sorry if I missed something.

[bonesingerofyme-loc]

lord shaxx entering the battle of the twilight gap [City Age, colorized]

tumblr your gif limits are shit, so here’s the non shit version

[quettzals]

this is practically canon

[frankenstinwentmad]

Osiris: How did you take down Saint-14?

The Vex: We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot.

[spartanlocke]

One of my favorite things about Destiny 2 is how everything just went to absolute shit the moment the Speaker died.

Like Osiris’ useless twink ass nearly gets the universe destroyed because he just has to spend fifteen minutes getting Starbucks while the Guardian fights Panoptes. Rasputin gets riled up and takes over every warsat in the system while Ana’s useless lesbian ass insists that he’s a good guy now. The Guardians are risking life and limb for some Cabal dude they met yesterday because he offered them a shiny new set of armor, Cayde was murdered by a Hot Topic employee and there’s some gamble guy is screaming shit like “EMBRACE THE DARKNESS.” at Guardians as they beat eachother up for loot. Zavala’s probably an alcoholic now.

This is what happens when you kill off the only mom friend.

[destiny-imagine]

Osiris vs Saladin would basically be who’s the best Grandpa.

Saladin: I have wolves.

Osiris: I have pet Vex.

Saladin: I guided the Guardian.

Osiris: I actually was in the battle with the Guardian.

Saladin: I didn’t throw my Ghost which gotten shot.

Osiris: I wasn’t mopping for centuries because my friends were dead.

Saladin: I wasn’t a asshole being the Vanguard

Osiris: You weren’t officially a Vanguard bitch

[dredgentruzz]

Osiris: What side are you on? Rasputin:

[spartanlocke]

destiny au where everything’s the same except the young wolf keeps getting themself lost in the infinite forest and osiris has to keep picking them up like a mom who forgot her kid at the grocery store

[evilroachindustrial]

I kinda love that Osiris basically kicks down Rasputin’s door all like “Long time no see, motherfucker. I’ve been to the future and it says you’re a bitch!” and then presumably just leaves.