XOXO

I post whatever

[curlygirl84]

Happy Passover!

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[toxictiktoks]

[ip2lb]

[person filming walks up to cat on a windowsill, holding a piece of paper]

[cat meows] [the paper said “Meow” on it]

Person, sounding so proud they might cry: That’s right! 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sloth-incarnate]

[i-rathernot-say]

I was so proud when he didn’t spill the milk

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

^^^ omg same.

[evermore-fashion]

Stella de Libero Bridal Couture Collection

[toastbutteregg]

[oscar-isaac]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

[africant]

Now comes the part where I double-cross you. Dai Li, arrest the Fire Nation Princess.

[televisiongifs]

Schitt’s Creek | Finding David (2.01)

[dailycinema]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[notwiselybuttoowell]

[miathermopolips]

[angel-reyes]

#CALL HIM OUT

[strongermonster]

the girl on the bus in front of me was taking a bunch of selfies n i was accidentally in a few n she could see i looked uncomfortable w that so she turned around n apologized and let me watch her delete all the ones my face was in 😭😭😭 she’s the only person i earth i respect 

[strongermonster]

i told her “it’s ok you don’t have to do that i just didn’t want my ugly to ruin your vibe” and she called me sweetheart and told me she wished her hair looked like mine and then was like “anyways it’s just vanity. i’m probably gonna take 800 more later anyways haha, sorry to creep on you like that”

[strongermonster]

i hope bus girl is having a safe pandemic…. 

[campmiasmas]

I fit my high school best friend in a suitcase way smaller than this when crossing the border between Laos and Vietnam, so I’m pretty sure I can figure this out.

Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose in Schitt’s Creek Season Six

[a-foolish-jester]

This series of jokes killed when I watched them

If I didn’t know better I’d say they only had one brain cell

[swamp-satyr]

These kids are neurodivergent and you can’t convince me otherwise

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Real Talk kids in future generations NEED to keep watching Avatar the Last Airbender and we should preserve it for them. And I’m not saying that like “hur hur har har cartoons were better when I was young” because that’s objectively not true, I mean it like “the first time you see uncle iroh sing leaves from the vine and cry is an experience that metaphysically changes you”

[kaiserneko]

[korratea]

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

[marvelousmichaelmidnight]

IN A ROW?

[laurakvstheworld]

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

[captioningresource]

[Mako: You sucked that guys dick? Korra: Yeah…how do you think I knew that he… Mako: wait, but you said that you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him! Korra: Because I never HAD sex with him! Mako: You sucked his dick! – Mako: What?! Something like 36? Korra: Lower your voice… Mako: Wait, what is that anyways, something like 36? Does that include me? Korra: ….You’re 37 Mako: I’m 37?! Korra: I’m going to class! Mako: uhh, my god! – Mako: 37! My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks! Bolin: In a row?]

[bloodbenderz]

world heritage post

[youngsamberg]

LNC: ALEXIS ROSE {insp.}