Frankly my dear...

27. INTJ. Psych Nerd.

[pokemon-memes]

this be me

[toastbutteregg]

[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[diekingdomcome]

The sexual tension between wanting to stay up late to spend quality time with myself and needing to have a restful knights sleep 🥹

[perfectfeelings]

“I can do nothing for you but work on myself. You can do nothing for me but work on yourself.”

— Ram Dass

[jauffre]

It’s up to you what matters more.

Your part in the play --

-- or the play itself.

[ashstfu]

(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

(me december 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

[tothjutka-deactivated20240124]

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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[wellthatschaotic]

i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"

like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"

[foone]

My gender is "come back with a warrant"

[systlin]

Incidentally when I called the vet to say “SO THE DOG I CALLED YOU ABOUT TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT FOR SHOTS AND SPAYING HAD PUPPIES” both the vet and the vet tech made sounds that are best compared to a teakettle hitting a full boil as we set up an appointment to wrangle the potato crop in for their six week checkup and shots.

“She had puppies…..”-me

“AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! BABIES!”-Vet, vet tech

“I can bring them all in at once for their first shots?”

“Yes.” (Sounds of vet tech doing something in the back and a muffled “Oh good I work that day”)

[brighteyedbadwolf]

As a tech I can 500% confirm this is fact and there was probably a fight over who got to work on the puppies.

Fair warning your puppies will probably need to be “taken to the back for their vaccinations,” by which I mean they will be paraded about the whole back of the clinic by one or more techs going LOOKIT THE BABBIES!! to the techs that drew the short straws because we all fucking love puppies. (And kittens)

[systlin]

Delightful.

[franklyymydear]

When I took my puppy in for her first check up, they took us back to the room quickly after check in, checked her out a bit in the room with me, and then "took her to the back for vaccinations" and this took about 30 minutes and I have a husky so I'm thinking maybe she's being ridiculous and causing problems? We don't have that many vaccines to do, so how can it take this long... eventually they bring her back and apologized "the vaccines were over quickly but everyone wanted to meet her! This is the price of having a cute puppy."

[spider-shoes-archive]

is it really sunday evening again didnt this happen like a week ago

[quotemadness]

“Make sure you don’t start seeing yourself through the eyes of those who don’t value you. Know your worth even if they don’t.”

— Thema Davis

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