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ceruleanheaven

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

ceruleanheaven

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

ceruleanheaven

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

ceruleanheaven

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

ceruleanheaven

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

ceruleanheaven

lets all kill ourselves

icarusbetide

hamilton missed out on his core audience of tiger parents and productivity obsessed tech bros by a few hundred years. he'd have a new york times bestselling book called "Rules for Philip Hamilton and How I Help My Children Succeed and by succeed i mean get into ivy leagues" and those #Passion #Grind 💪🔥💵💵📈📈😤 channels would make videos called "THIS everyday habit changed his life" with a thumbnail split between an ai image of a child shivering in the middle of a hurricane and a Chad Sigma posing in front of a lamborghini. rip alexander hamilton you would've loved the dude who claims he lives 3 days in 24 hours by waking up at 5 am.

ofthe1nterior

Views from my desk at university.

thecollectibles

Mermay 1-10 by Christophe Young

vangoghcore

by giorgio_filippini_photographer

vangoghcore

by angielogar

cornishblue

lezbianz

it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash

#literally scrolled down and saw the vagina #in a very crowded study hall with people behind me

jonnywaistcoat

I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

#its 2 am and i drank too much coffee and this just made me extremely paranoid #how do i study now

evilvillain123456789

i think it's fine to show up a little buzzed for work, but only if it's the kind of work that doesn't require the full use of your faculties. like if all you do all day is routine coronary angioplasties, or you're just performing the same route motions on a ballistics assembly line, fine! show up with a flask on your hip and take sips in your down time. but if you're running the griddle at waffle house you need to sober the fuck up and lock the fuck in.

5 of my mutuals have deactivated lmfaooooo

#should i start chronically posting again like covid 2021 #having a bf and being employed soo fun tho