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mypsychology

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

takeasuiteskywalker

This is v important

folklorenatural

so apparently this really needs to be said

if you entirely liked the cursed child: you’re still a real harry potter fan.

if you entirely disliked the cursed child: you’re still a real harry potter fan.

if you really liked the majority/certain parts of the cursed child and didn’t like/hated others: you’re still a real harry potter fan.

everyone has different opinions and you have absolutely no rights to decide what makes someone a real fan of something or not.

reneeandallison-deactivated2017

when scorbus is lowkey real

i fixed cursed child

ROSE: Hi.

Neither boy knows quite how to reply - she looks at SCORPIUS.

ROSE: This is only going to be weird if you let it be weird.

SCORPIUS: Recieved and entirely understood.

ROSE: Okay. Just wait until you figure it out. Idiots.

She walks off with a smile on her face. SCORPIUS and ALBUS look at each other. ALBUS grins and punches SCORPIUS on the arm. ALBUS blushes.

SCORPIUS: Your cousin is weird.

ALBUS: Yeah. Wait until we figure what out?

SCORPIUS looks at ALBUS sheepishly.

SCORPIUS: I don't...I mean...who knows? She's, well, um. Weird.

ALBUS: Yeah. Weird.

Both 'friends' laugh and cast glances at each other when they think the other isn't looking. It's really fucking gay

A few months later ROSE overhears SCORPIUS trying to ask ALBUS out. He keeps on stuttering and is very red in the face

ROSE: Fucking idiots.

radiopotter

Hermione: If this is your way of saying you want a marital break, Ron, then, to be clear, I will skewer you with this quill.

Ron: Shut up. Will you shut up for once? I want to do one of those marriage renewal things I’ve read about. Marriage renewal. What do you think?

Hermione (melting slightly): You want to marry me again?

Ron: Well, we were only young when we did it the first time and I got very drunk and - well, to be honest, I can’t remember much of it and… The truth is - I love you, Hermione Granger, and whatever time says - I’d like the opportunity to say so in front of lots of other people. Again. Sober.

She looks at him, she smiles, she pulls him to her, she kisses him.

Hermione: You’re sweet.

Ron: And you taste of toffee…

HERMIONE laughs, HARRY, GINNY and DRACO walk in on them as they move to kiss again. They spring apart.

FEEEEELS T.T My babies T.T

starkandsnow

all that blood on my hands

tomhiddletson

“Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.”

polyglotplatypus

so i just read the trainwreck thats harry potter and the cursed child

and despite its absolute shipostry, there are still some good/hilarious things in it

harry calling out dumbledore on his bullshit

a perfectly accurate summary of the entire book series

this priceless exchange between ron, hermione and draco

what follows

draco being a dad

ginny being a good wife & mom and calling out harry

ron calling out jk rowling

this tomfuckery here

hagrid giving me feels

and probably the best dialogue with the boy who lived that ive ever read

mamalazzer

Hermione has no chill (mainly around Ron)

fanonical

this week in harry potter news, bloggers were delighted when jk rowling herself announced that she was ‘a lie’. reports state that ms rowling then ripped off her face to reveal that rita skeeter had been writing for her ever since 2008