buny and plushie love eachothr very much ok?
thats right
that's right!
@yay-bunnies-world us...
its us.... its us 1000000 times... vunny plushie love
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buny and plushie love eachothr very much ok?
thats right
that's right!
@yay-bunnies-world us...
its us.... its us 1000000 times... vunny plushie love
Your capacity for evil is showing
does it make me look cute
「お掃除はじめますね」
背景も描いた!えらい!
btw you should get really into wearing cute bandaids... because every time i clumsily injure myself i get excited about gettings to use a cute plaster that i kinda forget the whole pain and blood thing >w<
*trying to forcefem the alcoholic egg* i heard that estradiol is a good hangover treatment…
Amanita by hks@timbougami
womb tattoo but it just says "hit here as hard as you can" send post
Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.
The thing the recruiters don’t tell you about space battles is that you die slowly.
Ships don’t blow up cleanly in flashes and sparks. Oh, if you’re in the engine room, you’ll probably die instantly, but away from that? In the computer core, or the communications hub? You just lose power. And have to sit, air going stale and room slowly cooling, while you wait to find out if the battle is won or lost.
If it’s lost, nobody comes for you.
It had been about half a day (that’s a Raithar day, probably a bit shorter than yours) and Kvala and I were pretty sure we had lost. Kvala was injured, Traav and I were dehydrated and exhausted, and Louv was dead, hit by shrapnel when the conduits blew.
Most fleets give you something, of course. For Raithari, it’s essence of windgrass. I looked at the vial.
“It’s too soon,” Traav said.
Kvala gestured negation, shakily. She had been burned when conduits blew, and her feathers were charred, and her leftmost eye was bubbly and blind now. Even if we were rescued, she probably wouldn’t survive. “You know we’re losing the war.”
They couldn’t deny that. “It doesn’t mean we lost the battle.”
“Doesn’t it? The Chreee have better technology. Better resources. And they have their warrior code. They don’t care if they die.”
“We can’t give up!” Traav protested. They were young, a young and reckless thar who had listened to a recruiting officer and still believed scraps of what they had been told. “Any heartbeat now—”
There was a clunk. Something had docked with our fragment of the ship.
“You see?!” Traav crowed triumphantly.
Kvala exchanged glances with me. The Chreee never bothered to hunt down survivors. What was the point, after all?
The Aushkune did.
There weren’t supposed to be Aushkune here. They were supposed to hide in nebulas.
But if there were—
If there were, we were too late. The windgrass couldn’t possibly destroy our nervous systems in time to stop the corpse-reviving implants, and once you were implanted, it was over—or it would never be over, depending on how you looked at it and whether Aushkune drones were aware of anything—
Footsteps.
Bipedal. The Aushkune were supposed to be bipedal.
And then the blast door opened, and a figure stood in it. My first thought was, robot? That’s almost worse than Aushkune . . . But no, it was a being in some sort of suit.
Who wore suits?
“Friendly contact,” the suit’s sound system blared, as the being moved over to Kvala. “Urgent treatment. Evacuation.”
“Who are you?” Kvala struggled upright.
Despite the primitive suit, the blocky being was using up-to-date medical scanners. “Low frequency right angle shape,” it explained—or maybe didn’t explain. Two more figures came into the room and put Kvala firmly onto a stretcher.
“You’re with the Chreee, aren’t you?” Kvala was not at all happy to be on a stretcher.
“Not Chreee,” the sound system said. “You Man. Soil Starship Nichols.” The being hesitated. “Rescue Chreee as well. On ship. Will separate.”
“You what?” I said faintly. Who would do that?
“Oath,” the being explained.
“What kind of oath? To what deity?”
The shoulders of the being moved up and down. “Several different. Also none. For me, none. Just—oath.”
I exchanged glances with Traav, who looked as unsettled as I was. I had never, ever heard of groups cooperating when they couldn’t even swear to or by the same power.
The being scanned me. “Have water,” it said. “Recommend.”
Raithari have fast metabolisms. I could—would—die of thirst quickly, and painfully.
“Where will you take us,” Traav asked, “after you give us water?”
“Raithari to Raithar. Chreee to Chreeeholm.”
“Chreeeholm would kill them for failing,” Traav remarked.
The being hesitated, and then said, “War news sometimes bad. Sometimes lie.”
We had learned long ago not to believe the recruiting officers, but what did that have to do with anything?
“And you—what?” I asked. “Just fly around looking for battles and rescuing victims?”
The being seemed to consider this. “Best invention of soil,” it said finally.
Most of what it was saying didn’t make any sense. Did it worship soil? But it had said that it had sworn to no deity . . .
Madness.
On the other hand—war was a deliberate, rational act by deliberate, rational people, and I wanted no more of it. So why not embrace madness and see what happened?
“Soil Starship—Rrikkol?” I asked, stumbling over the word.
“Yes. Soil Starship Nichols.”
I followed the being in the suit.
Took me well over a minute to realize "low frequency right angle shape" was Red Cross.
This whole thing is brilliant with translation stuff.
Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.
"You ever think it was going to be like this?"
Jenkins scrubbed a filthy hand across his greasy gray work suit and grinned. "The shows might have suggested a more colorful experience. Cleaner, too."
Maritz checked her safety harness for the tenth time since they hit the slipstream and shook her head. "I honestly expected to be dead before we got off-planet. It all seemed so far off."
"Impossible." Silence fell on the group. it might have stayed far off if it hadn't been for the refugee. The tech from that one ruined ship launched a new age in technology. This seemed like the least Earth could do once they'd heard the stories.
"So, a meteor, huh?"
McCarthy checked the manifest again. "Yeah. Not as big as the one that took out the dinos, but still enough to cause widespread damage."
"Do you really think they can use all this stuff?" Maritz gestured to the tanks of purified water and the crates of seeds and freeze-dried rations. "I mean, what if their makeup is too different?"
The ship juddered under some turbulence. A recorded voice declared that they would be leaving slipstream in the next few minutes, and to keep their harnesses fastened until the all clear was given."
"Our friend back home seems to think we're similar enough. But I guess we'll find out when we get there."
There wasn't much to see through the clouds of debris still filling the air above the crash site, but it was enough. Once the ship touched down everyone masked up and loaded their packs with necessities.
The medics helped set up the tents and pulled out their equipment. McCarthy couldn't imagine them doing more than setting broken limbs or stitching up wounds. There was no guarantee that human painkillers would work on these beings, and unless there was someone to inform, surgery might do more harm than good.
Then the patients start coming in, very few on their own feet, and the time for philosophy is done. Most of them have lung damage from breathing in the fouled air. They need oxygen and water and in some cases, sedatives.
With the help of a translator mechanism from the refugee's ship, the doctors were able to consult with their patients. The healthier beings volunteered to help where they could.
Maritz shuffled by with a patient, her smile as bright as anything McCarthy had ever seen. "We may be out here on a different planet, but it all feels so familiar, doesn't it?"
It really did, but he didn't get a chance to tell her, because one of the native volunteers touched his shoulder and pointed to the symbol on his jacket.
"What, this? It means we're here to help."
The day was a whirlwind of finding clusters of survivors and bringing them into the tents. Most of them had lung damage, and some had fractures and cuts that needed tending. All of them were hungry. They devoured the rations with no apparent side effects. It was either a miracle or the Refugee had some knowledge that he hadn't shared. before sending them out to this planet.
The next day, the quartermaster fired off requests for more supplies and the scouts were sent out to find the best way to a safe relocation area. McCarthy had a feeling it was going to be quite the journey. He and Jenkins had snuck away to find the crater. They never did find the far edge of it.
He headed to the mess tent for a cup of coffee and dehydrated eggs. A few of the healthier locals were already waiting. They had modified their shirts and McCarthy grinned. He elbowed Jenkins, who had come in behind him.
"Check it out. I think we've gained some new recruits."
It turned out it wasn't just the ones in the mess tent. A lot of the locals who were helping out had painted their shirts with two intersecting red lines.
"I might have been expecting something different when we came out here," Jenkens said. "But I think this is better."
Every five years or so a trans woman has to roll a die to determine what weird personality modifier the stress of existing has made her develop
her tail
i need to become a plushie and get thrown against walls
Which of these gender affirming treatments would you like?
Your soul is trapped in an amulet
Your brain is downloaded into a robot
An alien parasite infects your body
You become a swarm of moths
Nothing changes about you physically, but your leitmotif plays when you approach
You are literally a skeleton
You turn into a giant insect
You can no longer appear in photographs
cat ears
You strike madness into any that see you
Your skin is covered in feathers
You are constantly on fire
transfem princess who likes to brag about the size of her penis to all of her maids. the maids have watched her shower enough times to know very well that she’s working with a one incher.
One must imagine the poor stacked dames desperately trying to air out the girls in this heat
Eevee doodles
B,,, both i thinks,,,