freaky

Returning to Tumblr two years later as a married woman

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[oysters-aint-for-me]

precisely

[mossworm]

public transport in USA is uh, something

[wojit]

Gotta say, never unfollowing all those long abandoned Tumblr accounts is really suddenly starting to pay off.

[ryngtail]

im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

[airbenderedacted]

[byjove]

“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

[byjove]

I also love watching Italians get mad at Italian American food. You’re cranky because your hungry, aren’t you? Cranky because you don’t get that delicious olive oil and balsamic vinegar to dip your bread in before meals? Cranky because your pizza kinda sucks?

[scattoo]

[byjove]

Beef? You aren’t eating, I just said that.

[byjove]

[hollowboobtheory]

who has that one post that’s like “americans will lightly rib british people for their accents and brits will be like ‘your children will die in a school shooting’“

[cchanticleer]

ur just minding ur own business and it hits u

[cchanticleer]

going straight for the jugular huh

[khalmoon]

Traffic Cone Wizard

[guerrillatech]

[vixxey]

👏 let 👏 people 👏 get 👏 sloppy 👏 on 👏 company 👏 time 👏

[pro-gay]

interesting how they didn’t share this instead where study show that productivity has actually increased, almost as if people tend to do their jobs more efficiently when they’re not miserable

Surprising Working From Home Productivity Statistics (2021)

With the world discovering alternative ways to work without human contact, the work from home force is getting a facelift.… Read More »

[porcupine-girl]

And both can be true simultaneously…. My BiL was just telling me that he’s so far ahead on his quotas (and his whole unit is) that their manager keeps telling them to slow down a little so he spends like 3 hrs a day on video games and is still ahead.

The ways we could restructure our economy if we were willing to admit that working people to the bone is NOT the most efficient way to do things and isn’t good for people OR companies…

[geocorn]

40 hour weeks are antiquated and abusive relics that no longer need to exist.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[leaveharmony]

Imagine paying 44 billion dollars to get relentlessly owned every day of your worthless life

[ihatetomblr-4-deactivated201911]

y'all are really missing out on this one

[dingdongyouarewrong]

I am Elon Musk.

[sigmaleph]

didn't believe this at first but then i noticed the checkmarks. that's definitely elon musk's tumblr account

[baronfulmen]

This is definitely funnier on mobile where the checks don't show ever.

[discogranny]

[connor6lesbian]

this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Jackbox:

[rowdent]

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

[tsukithewolf]

[rhythmlessgay]

It only lasted 15 minutes, but this is the funniest shit ever.

[sorryforpartyjocking-deactivate]

[chongoblog]

[khytal]

you’ll never see it coming