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maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence

This exact thing happened in the 70's/80's in this country when seatbelts were first being pushed for. Reagan literally tried to get rid of them.

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There were also examples of anti-seatbelt activists dying in car crashes where they weren’t wearing seat belts like that guy that wrote an anti-seatbelt article and four months later died in a car crash where he didn’t have a seat belt on and was thrown out of the vehicle

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jenroses

it’s not a slur, it’s just an outdated and useless concept which tends to be used as a bludgeon or a pedestal, and both are harmful.

lesbian-vegeta

Copying this because some people need to read it again

it’s not a slur, it’s just an outdated and useless concept which tends to be used as a bludgeon or a pedestal, and both are harmful.

jenniferrpovey

This.

theoppositeofadults

i’m………

Wawa?

smell-your-sweat--wizard-penis

In love with the concept that men still wear hats like that

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ellieohno

thomasrafitzgerald

Literally how I feel don't get me started on people my age with kids

bunjywunjy

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

re-peysi

for context these are the poems

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also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

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and COMING HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

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feferi

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN FUCKING SAYING

talesfromtreatment

And all these dogs are super fear-aggressive towards strangers as well. The vast, *vast*, majority of dogs a year old or less that we have come in for my shelter’s spay/neuter services are either borderline-traumatized fearful and shut down or they are trying to bite me for the crime of existing within 10 feet of them.

It is not ‘normal’ for a 4 month old shih-tzu puppy to be growling at me from 5 feet away.

It is not ‘normal’ for a 7 month old aussie to lunge for my face when I offered him some food.

It is not ‘normal’ for the 9 month old lab mix to be completely uncontrollable by the owners, up to and including grabbing their arms with his mouth when they tried to put him on the scale and literally knocking them over and dragging them away.

It is not ‘normal’ for the 6 month old golden to be cowering and urinating in fear.

This is a major issue that every level of veterinary and animal care professional is going to be dealing with for the next 15+ years. I sincerely believe that in a few more years, the rate of behavioural euthanasias is going to skyrocket and we’ll be seeing massive increases in incidences of dog bites.

annatorv

im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times

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serotinin administered

ameliafromafairytale

idiotdotdotdot

snoppy

so unreliably narrated bestie

myseri

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

MOUSE ARMOUR

joshpeck

mouse anemone

flowisaconstruct-deactivated202

Mouse condo, previously owned by Venus Williams, desirable neighborhood, available immediately.

jadorexjaii

That's so cute 😭😭

neil-gaiman

Change your last name u ain't even gay

I’ll get right on that.

paroxsys

this is the funniest post on this site. everyone go home. nothing is ever going to be better than actual neil gaiman, on tumblr dot com, answering this ask.