[elena-kukanova]

Ἑλένη

[sunderwight]

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

[great-art-and-a-purple-tongue]

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

[scribeofchaos]

Chi-Fu: SHE'S A WOMAN LI SHANG!

Mulan: Look-

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: WE CAN EXPLAIN!!

[One convoluted, chaotic explanation later]

Shang: ...is this why you've all been insisting we don't camp anywhere that doesn't have a lake.

Shang: and then none of you actually swim in it.

Shang: and you all keep jumping at shadows.

Shang: wait a second Ping did this happen before or after you became insanely good at fighting?

Shang: did you get better at fighting after you became a woman.

Shang: are women better at fighting than us.

Mulan: ....uh. well. maybe? no one's ever tried to find out.

Yao: [thinking very fast] y'know Captain it's just so hard to find recruits these days.

Chien Po: Real shortage of men.

Ling: Lots of women, though.

Mulan: [catching on] Without marriage prospects.

Shang: You're right, men. The spirits must have done this in order to show us that we should be recruiting women as fighters.

Mushu [from the shadows, seeing an opportunity to do the funniest thing]: EXACTLY, LI SHANG. I HAVE TRANSFORMED PING INTO A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO LONG OVERLOOKED THE TRUE WAY TO WIN THE WAR.

Mulan [seeing an opportunity to get all the stories straight]: O Great Spirit, is it reversible?

Mushu: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO REJECT MY GIFT? I HAVE SEEN YOUR HEART, CHILD, AND HAVE ALREADY ALTERED THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE WHO KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE ARMY. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THEIR DAUGHTER.

Li Shang: Welp, the spirits have spoken. Ping - wait is your name still Ping if you're a woman now?

Mulan: Uh. Actually, I was thinking of renaming myself. How do you feel about Mulan?

BONUS:

Mulan [climbing out of the eleventh lake the men have arranged for her to swim in]: Yeah no, it didn't work. Still got boobs. [tries to appear dejected].

Chien Po: If it makes you feel better, they're very nice boobs.

Mulan: Thanks, Chien Po.

[somestorythoughts]

Mulan and Mushu, somehow opperating on the same wavelength: oh haven't you heard?

[li-lovski]

Alicent and one of her children

[nettlestingz]

𝐉𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐋

“ The watery wench of Prince Argellon Targaryen braved the bedside of the slow-dying King Jaehaerys & spoke onto him her heart’s thoughts. ‘A mistress I may be, my King, but by necessity alone. You ordered us not to marry, and so we followed your wishes. You ordered me to leave with my pearl Jaenys within me, and so we followed your wishes ... It is true that I am no Arryn or Royce's daughter. A Borrell I am & a Borrell your grandson Argellon has made created beautiful daughter with ... Pray tell me you wish to meet her. I have spoke to her many tales of her great-grandsire's adventures...’ "

( Argellon Targaryen can be read briefly in this here OC list )

[lotreckk]

viserra [oc] giving helaena the crown of love and beauty

[crimsoncold]

STARKS & DIREWOLVES: Sansa and Lady by @crimsoncold

"Lady," she whispered. For a moment it was as if the direwolf was there in the room, looking at her with those golden eyes, sad and knowing. She had been dreaming, she realized. Lady was with her, and they were running together, and … and … trying to remember was like trying to catch the rain with her fingers. The dream faded, and Lady was dead again.

[chaosreverb]

Bro, I realized I never uploaded this 😭

Sansaweek2025 commission for @wandashive

•Day 1 Heritage, Family, Identity:

“I am a bastard too now, just like him. Oh, it would be so sweet, to see him once again.”

[romanticize-and-decay]

ok... i cant tell if its fine and ive just been staring at it for too long or if i absolutely hate it and ruined it

[yeahsoapy]

Bran Stark

[ratajota]

asoiaf direwolf :-)

🤠 comm info here

[rhaegars-cervix]

cooking a manderly oc. made to have a ridiculous name like gwynnifer and wear cute clothes

[cerslaylanniserve]

well it’s happening….aegon i au is actually occurring

ummm meet rhona bolton, the third wife of aegon the conqueror and queen of the seven kingdoms

flat colours btw, gonna come back and render later but not now 😀

[lychnvs]

cordelia bolton, asoiaf oc 🍷

[tronodiferro]

Aegon and Sunfyre by Nino Is

Sound the horns!

[akitasenseidraws]

I can be your angel 🪽... or your devil 😈

[spirit-meets-the-b0ne]

“High in the halls of the kings who are gone Jenny would dance with her ghosts The ones she had lost and the ones she had found And the ones who had loved her the most” 🩵

on twitter: X

[asoiaf-lover]

Sara Snow

By Mushroom's account, Jacaerys Velaryon, the Prince of Dragonstone, fell in love with Sara when he arrived at Winterfell in 129 AC to secure the support of Sara's half-brother, Lord Cregan Stark, for Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen during the Dance of the Dragons. According to Mushroom, Sara and Jacaerys slept together, and Cregan grew angry when he learned about this. However, he calmed when Sara claimed that she and Jacaerys had secretly wed, having spoken their vows in the godswood of Winterfell before she and Jacaerys had sex amidst the snows. Archmaester Gyldayn questions whether Sara ever existed and dismisses the tale of marriage as Mushroom's "fevered imaginings", stating that what is known about Jacaerys's character makes it unlikely he would break his betrothal of eleven years to Lady Baela Targaryen to protect the virtue of the northern bastard girl. Although Gyldayn concedes that it is possible Jacaerys had bedded Sara, if she indeed existed, he considers the talk of marriage to be "preposterous".