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s-hayashi

Tee trinken / Drinking Tea - Lei Xue LINK

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ammit420

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

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dookus

Poe “Bad Jokes” Dameron

alexdrakes

“I don’t think I’ve ever tried to whistle it.” *tries and nails it*/ “That was pretty good!” *David tries to whistle it* “I can’t do it.” / “No, go on. Do it. You can do it. Can you sing it?” *David tries again and fails* / “That was brilliant.”

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theonion

Iowan Comforts Sobbing Jeb Bush At Town Hall

DES MOINES, IA—Slowly approaching the distraught, trembling presidential candidate before embracing him in a gentle hug, 42-year-old single mother Holly Sullivan comforted a sobbing Jeb Bush during a town hall forum, sources confirmed Friday. “It’s all going to be okay,” Sullivan said in a soothing voice after Bush broke down in tears while describing his executive experience, reportedly patting him on the back as he rested his head on her shoulder and told her that things were “too hard” and that he could not continue on like this anymore. “I know it looks bad, but you’re going to make it through this. You’re a brave man just for standing up and sharing your story like this.” Sources confirmed that sympathetic audience members then applauded Bush as he was escorted off the stage by his wife.