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Morgan. 21. I like stupid memes and art. bls don't @ me sweaty, I'm too tired and soft to conversate.

[guerrillatech]

[whitmanic]

You want everyone to be able to slot into a pride and prejudice au but no one can accurately fit into the niche that Mr Darcy and Elizabeth have cornered which is completely and uniquely deranged and sophisticated in a way no marvel character, nay, not even an over watch character, can dare compete with

[whitmanic]

[submalevolentgrace]

miss piggy: you are sad and pathetic and small and far too green, both your status and wealth are an embarrassment, and your mother's voice is shrill and painful... un. like. moi! *hair swish*

kermit: *stunned open mouth silence*

miss piggy: yet every day since i first saw you at the dance all i have been able to think about is how you are suitable for nothing in life but to be my bride! you are below me in every possible way but you simply must let me marry you!

kermit, flailing uncontrollably: THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL?!?!

[scyliorhinidae]

[carnival-wilson]

its dem boys………..

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

[forever-is-a-war-deactivated201]

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough* ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[psikonauti]

Baby dormouse atop a yarrow flower in Monticelli Brusati, Italy

photo by Andrea Zampatti

[everythingfox]

[catcrumb]

[gragam]

the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry

[roselalonde]

hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[google-searchhistory-official]

[sashathephoenix]

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[sfreeborn]

Reblog Jedi Betty for good luck now and forever

[ruffboi-mags]

She is turning fuckin 100 next month. January 17th 2022, she will literally be 100 years old. I’m in awe of this woman.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[tragedyfetishist]

You want me to get a therapist? The thing that turned Will Graham gay?

[cookiedoughmeagain]

Surprisingly, this is not a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference, but an actual fact. From Burnout: Solve Your Stress Cycle, by Emily and Amelia Nagoski

[ocean-again]

I think Doctor Emily Nagoski has a PHD but YEAH

[miniimaelstrom]

[image ID, photo of a book page:

[bold, centered text] Forty-Two Percent [bold ends]

So how much is “adequate”?

Science says: 42 percent.

That’s the percentage of time your body and brain need you to spend resting. It’s about ten hours out of every twenty-four. It doesn’t have to be every day; it can average out over a week or a month or more. But yeah. That much.

“That’s ridiculous! I don’t have that kind of time!” you might protest - and we remind you that we predicted you might feel that way, back at the start of the chapter.

We’re not saying you [italic] should [end italic] take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent , the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare [image ends here, mid-sentence]

end ID]

[gehayi]

Here’s the last paragraph, completed courtesy of Goodreads:

We’re not saying you should take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent, the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare itself the victor.

[freewillhurts]

I posted 355 times in 2021

2 posts created (1%)

353 posts reblogged (99%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 176.5 posts.

I added 10 tags in 2021

#a good boy - 1 posts

#dice collecting - 1 posts

#it didnt occur to me that i imagined orange because of firestar - 1 posts

#hhhh - 1 posts

#i'll just keep on lookin - 1 posts

#they're so good ;; - 1 posts

#aaaaaaaa - 1 posts

#since i don't seem to be getting one from personal research 😞 - 1 posts

#would like a straight answer if possible - 1 posts

#im just real confused - 1 posts

Longest Tag: 62 characters

#since i don't seem to be getting one from personal research 😞

My Top Posts in 2021

#2

So I have a question for all the dice makers out there, since I can't seem to get a straight answer from only research.

I really love dice, and I have a huge spending problem when it comes to collecting pretties. I was thinking that if I'm going to be throwing money at this, I may as well try to learn to make them myself!

I know next to nothing about resin and all that, but I love watching tiktoks and videos of people making dice. New ADD hyperfixation lmao

So my question: is it really super necessary to have a pressure pot? I know it gives more consistent results, and probably makes things easier, but it isn't really possible for me to have one where I live right now. I was hoping I could get by without? There are some people who say it's fine, but are the rates of success real low? Is it worth trying without the pot?

Happy for any and all advice! I just wanna make cute dice if I can ^-^

1 notes • Posted 2021-09-07 16:49:41 GMT

#1

i log onto tinglr.com to see my dash full of posts about elf sex.... tolkien fandom, yall okay?? do you guys need a snack or smth??

2 notes • Posted 2021-08-06 09:07:20 GMT

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[guerrillatech]

[overdramaticntrue]

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

[bidaubadeadieu]

other anagrams of delta-omicron:

MORON CITADEL

CILANTRO MODE

CONDOM RETAIL

MOONLIT CEDAR

LORD MEAT COIN

RENT ACID LOOM

ACNE MOLD RIOT

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

guess the op of that tweet lives in the moron citadel

[paxamericana]

[destructoray]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Bruh why they green screen a bar ??? They can afford a set hello?

[odd-vox]

This isnt even the most egregious example, they cgi’d a tranquilizer gun in one of the spider-man movies

[addictofcinema]

PDs, art directors, set decorators and set dressers have unions.

Post houses are run like sweatshops.

Fuck disney

[explorerrowan]

That. That’s why Disney is all green screen and CGI now. Because all the traditional methods have unions, but digital artists don’t. It’s predatory as fuck, and why a lot of people outside the digital artist industry have been really pushing for them to unionize, because their lack of a union undercuts the jobs of everyone else.